User:DaDopeboy/World War 4.5

World War 4.5
US defending their last stronghold in outside of Mexico city from GLA. Photography shot in 2055.
Conflict: World War 4.5
Date: September 11th, 2052 – present
Place: Global
Outcome: Forced subjugation by emperor Bouncy Rabbit
Combatants
The Greatest Alliance of New World ・Earth United States of Amerika United States of Alaska United Spades of America Great IKEA Kingdom Republic of New World North Korea Society of Sun Society of McDonald Society of Wikipedia Kingdom of New World Moon Society of NASA Society of New Metal	The GLA Cells GLA North Korea Yuri's army Kazakh-Empire PsiCorps Chaos Force Headquater Cobra Cell Scorpion Cell
Commanders
Malcolm "Ace" Granger "Pinpoint" Townes Ironside Mojo the Chairman Muhd da Don Attic Crew "Anvil" Shin Fai "Tigris" Leong Leang	Mohmar "Deathstrike" Prince Kassad Yuri Boris Bob
Strength
220,000,000	340,000,000
Casualties
2,354,000 killed 100,000 raped 13,000,000 cried	607,000 killed 490,000 suicide bombed and killed 15 cried 2,400 bored (of death)

Ahhh comrade. Its so nice to see you in this intermittent internet service. At the moment, our nation is in unprecedented urgency. So let me tell you about four and a half matters of great importance quick. Perhaps whether our nation survive this drought or not depends on your action, so please listen to this carefully as fuck.

Three "Keys"

Sadly, your future is indeed opposite with your optimism. More than 925 countries, 1328 cities, 240,000,000 divisions, and 1,248,000,004,000 humanoids have destroyed. Human? Don't tell me. It could collapse this chance to make you take a part of chaste rebellion against New World Order v.IIIV. These are not exaggrated thingies. I've been worked on bloody United Spadian earthasional university in KKKapetown, and they offered their top-secret materials on few spy workers, including me. Ops, before it perplex you, I tell you what it is.

In 2015, there was a huge rebellion broke out in peaceful farmland of Xsymy-Kenth, southern province of Nationalism-Regulated Sovietism Federation of Russiastan. It was the biggest ultranationalist's rebellion which took part from May 2015 to December 2016. Most of beautiful cities and farmlands, including Astana, Tash-Qents, Urghur and Ulaang-Veetle have demolished and a hundred tons of gunpowders, bullets and gore have scattered around. Even some of the citizens have joined their blood-thirsty movement for the only one reason: they needed love.