User:CoolKidz9001/The Backyardigans

This page in a nutshell: C A S T A W A Y S. W E A R E C A S T A W A Y S.

“I'm at a farm and 4 stupid cummers are stepping on a fucking space shuttle”

~ How The Angry Video Game Nerd describes these fags

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Oh yeah, The Backyardigans are a bunch of dumb idiotic castaways who lost their way, they are also famous for living in your backyard and killing people and shitting all over the fucking place. Uniqua does the shitting job best, as she has taking a shit every day.

Their extremely dumb song known as Castaways. (WARNINGǃ Hating this song will make the Teletubbies appear and kill you)

The Backyardigans were created by an evil man known as Booba, they were all told to go to Paradise City, but their boat, known as the RMS Titanic, sunk. Leaving them stranded at an island, then they sang a dumb song, known as Castaways, which can be heard from the sound file below the image to the right., in case your eyes don't exist (fuck that).

They then found your backyard, then started acting like little penises, or they were acting like dickholes, even more than that of Lightning McQueen! They wanted to buy a guitar, but they were kicked out after playing Stairway To Heaven, they then proceeded to say "No Stairway? Denied!" and barfed up a sandvich on the floor and said "THE HELL WITH THAT GODDAMN MOTHEFUCKING BULLSHIT". They got kicked out and they were BANNED. FOR. LIFE..

In revenge, they started shitting on fresh bananas, ejaculating on second old potatoes, and they robbed McDonald's after playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, then proceeded to rob APES after ejaculating on Donkey Kong's bananas. Their lame excuse was: "Donkey Kong told me to". Yet they believed that shit and they then found crack, but was it worth it? FUCK YES, Pablo and Uniqua got high as shit. Their most infamous quote is "LOL! I JUST ATE A BURGER THEN I ATE A SANDWICH!"

TV Show

The Backyardigans got a TV show, called, well, The Backyardigans, the show was a FAIL, and only had 4 seasons and 80 episodes, and although the children loved it, parents hated it because it promotes Hannibal Lecter and Satan. Thus the FBI came and arrested the creators, then the creators fucked a naked woman in the vagina, then gave her a knife and a pile of crack. Then the creators were sent to The Wall on a life sentence for nasty bullshit and shitting on a guitar, then eating a ukulele. But not after maeking a yuky doody, then proceeding to barf all over the fucking floor while eating fresh cow shit.

Creating Lalaloopsy

The Backyardigans decided they wanted money so they created the line of dolls called Lalaloopsy which proved to be really popular. End of comment

Imprisonment

The Backyardigans were then imprisoned at The Wall for being a faggot to society, theft and killing kittens. But the Lalaloopsy money was still POOLING in. They then earned enough cum money to bail out of The Wall and then cum on the floor and then take a piss. Then went to McDonald's and got EXTREMELY FUCKING fat and then barfed shit all over the place. Uniqua sadly DIED because of that :( A funeral was held.

Don't worry though, the Lalaloopsy cum money was still pooling in like a fucking boat on wheels. All that pablo was doing was whipping out his DICK while eating his Sandvich while watching AVGN say shitload of fuck..

But wait, there's more!

Pablo was given a gun and a pile of crack (hay look, a Board James refrence!) and a shitty house alongside the rest of the Backyardigans that are still alive. The house has shit stains, smells like cat piss and has electricity! They missed out on so much shit that they bought some bad shit (Table, TV, bed and shit). They even had a McDonald's next to them, that serves shit and gives BULLLLLSHHHIIITTT!? toys in their fuckin' happiss meals. So think Pablo and think Shit Pickle.