User:CoolKidz9001/Henry Stickmin
Henry Stickmin is a vape god who vapes every single fucking day, he is also a motherfucking idiot who has sex with his wife EVERY MONDAY AND TUESDAY!! He is also a smartass.
He also is DEAD SILENT, he rarely even says 1 motherfucking word! He also huffs kittens lots and pours boiling hot water down his pants.
History[edit | edit source]
Henry Stickmin was born to his mother, Katie Stickmin, when Henry was born, Katie said "EWW YOU FAT ASS WHY CAN"T YOU BE GOOD LIKE YOUR FATHER YOU ASS!", the second Henry Stickmin heard that, he started crying like a motherfucking baby, or like a little girl, and the only way to calm him down was to give him his favorite baby toy, a plastic baby rattle(snake). The second he got his rattle(snake), he stopped crying.
Growing Up[edit | edit source]
Like all babies, by the time it was the 1990s, Henry Stickmin was 7 years old, which means he was born in 1983, he started playing video games on his SNES like a mentally cool badass from the 90s.
By the time Henry Stickmin was 11, his SNES blew up like what happened in Fukushima in 2011, Henry was so sad, but his father heard about it and bought him a PlayStation, damn, was Henry so happy, he was the happiest he had been in YEARS!!
More Recent times[edit | edit source]
But, when Henry Stickmin moved out in 2001, he bought himself a really run down house, he was too poor to afford a better house.
And so the story begins, in 2008, Henry Stickmin was tired of being too poor, and so decided to rob a bank, sadly, even though he disguised himself as a moneybag that looks like it has a BONER, he got arrested after saying "LOL! I JUST ATE A BURGER THEN I ATE A SANDWICH!"
But then he escaped 1 year later in 2010, then went on to steal a MOTHERFUCKING DIAMOND worth up to $112 Million dollars, which worked, as he was undetected.
Sadly, the government caught him and then set him up for a mission, take down the Toppat Clan, but he fucked the mission, and joined them.
Fast forward to 2015, the niggers that are The Wall caught him and sent him to the prison, he called the Toppats, but Reginald betrayed him, dropping him into the ocean to DIE.
Recent times: In 2020, some gal found his dead body (that's kinda sus ngl), and turned him into a half-human, half robot, he even took down the Toppat Clan for GOOD! Then could have sex with his wife whenever the fuck he wants to! Most commonly in the 69 position, where he licks a vagina.