User:Christopher Chance/They Took Our Jobs 2010

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19 April 2010

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Jeff Foxworthy upset that he lost his job due to Obamanomics which he claims is National Socialism.

“They took my job!”

~ Captain Obvious on Having his job offshored to India as the Obvious Hotline

“Where's the jobs!?”

~ Clara Peller on US Jobs going away replaced with lower paying ones.

They took ur jobs! Duurrkee Duuur!

After George W. Bush and the Neocons almost ruined the USA, we elected the Liberal Democrats in Congress and the White House to fix things for us as they promised.

We should have suspected something as after they got elected all of their campaign promises on their web sites got deleted. First they promised to fix the economy, then create more jobs, the make gay marriage legal, stop the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and rebuild the USA's failing infrastructure with green technology and high tech stuff with renewable energy like solar power, wind turbines, water turbines, and get the USA off of using fossil fuels and use green renewable energy instead.

Instead they spent more money than the Neocons did in eight years, and unemployment hit an all time high of 10% and the number of people who lost good paying jobs lost their jobs to H1B or L1 Visa holders, or had their IT, Engineering, Web Design, etc offshored to a third world nation number at 35% of the US population driving many to be homeless, lost their house and car, turned to crime to pay the bills, or became a dirty low down good for nothing Teabagger. So they were forced to take minimum wage and under $10 hour jobs and work three jobs to try and keep their car and house.

Even super heroes got hit hard when the USA refused to fund Captain Obvious's war on ignorance and Captain Oblivious, and instead offshored his job to India via the Obvious Hotline where people who can barely speak English because they only had two weeks of training in English try to state the obvious for people who call in. Both the Justice League and Avengers got offshored to India as well, but they tried to offshore Batman's job to India but instead Wayne Enterprises took over Batman's funding because Bruce Wayne is a billionaire and can do stuff like that.

Sources

• Jeff Foxworthy "They took our jobs!" Comedy Central, April 19, 2010

• Jerome Idaszak "Double-Digit Unemployment Through 2010" The Kiplinger Letter, April 19, 2010