User:BewareOfTheLolzards

The lolzards. Beware of them. BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

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Welcome to my page of complete and utter apple sauce!

Hey, thanks for coming here. This is my user page.

I must warn you that, for every second you read this page, the lolzards begin to gather round and smell your flesh. So, with that out of the way, feel free to stay here as long as you like! -- BewareOfTheLolzards · TALK · CONTRIBUTIONS

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Articles

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• List of real life hacks and cheat codes
• Coptic language

Bonus

• Personal sandbox
• Random RPG card