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| #70 - Jon Stewart the rhyming | |
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| Home realm | Kingdom of Yoshi's Island |
| Class | Fighter |
| Race | Supernatural |
| Primary Armament | rhyming jellybean |
| Secondary Armament | rhyming alcohol |
| HP: | 7070 |
| Mana Points: | 70 |
| Strength: | 70 |
| Intelligence: | 70 |
| Weight | 700 kg |
| Length | 70 feet |
| Special Attack | alcohol of determent |