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#19 - Dr. Evil the sensual
Home realm Kingdom of Los Angeles
Class Mage
Race Dwarf
Primary Armament sensual jellybean
Secondary Armament sensual handstand
HP: 1919
Mana Points: 19
Strength: 19
Intelligence: 19
Weight 190 kg
Length 19 feet
Special Attack handstand of shavement