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#20 - Michael Moore the white
Home realm Kingdom of Cuesta Verde
Class Priest
Race Supernatural
Primary Armament white cymbals
Secondary Armament white octopus
HP: 2020
Mana Points: 20
Strength: 20
Intelligence: 20
Weight 200 kg
Length 20 feet
Special Attack octopus of problematizement