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| #97 - SEHS the Pastafarian | |
|---|---|
| Home realm | Kingdom of Lesotho |
| Class | Priest |
| Race | Werewolf |
| Primary Armament | Pastafarian high-powered laser rifle |
| Secondary Armament | Pastafarian nuke |
| HP: | 9797 |
| Mana Points: | 97 |
| Strength: | 97 |
| Intelligence: | 97 |
| Weight | 970 kg |
| Length | 97 feet |
| Special Attack | nuke of subvocalisement |