Uncyclopedia talk:How to be stupid and not just funny
You guys suck. Your ideas about humour are lame. I suspect you all of being sophomoric lower beings, possibly Americans, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but you are far, far more evil than Wikipedia.
Every one on this planet is gay except for me.
fuck me 4 ever and suck my balla hot women
BAHOKA boo boo kitty fuck tits dick rear beer
Why? Because you are control freak humour facists. The only purpose for Uncyclopedia is to let a group of internet fascists spend all their days e-burning e-pages. It's true. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial.
Have you even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Buttmunchers.
Oh. You are buttmunchers. Oscar Wilde? Who gives a shit. Not funny in any sense ever.
Oh yeah. Your injokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. Zork? stop masturbating or you'll need brail computers.
What's up with you people. Go suck Jimbo Wales' fascist red dong, because you're his verdamnt storm troopers of banality and bottom of the barrel.
Wikisucks. Eat me. 194.112.58.16 07:39, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
- Now available on Uncyclopedia:Praise. ♥ ... --Splaka 08:15, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
- For an in-depth analysis of these accusations, see Fascist. -BaronGrackle 17:31, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm Special[edit source]
Wow, one of the pathetic whiners has chosen an article I wrote to bitch. I feel loved.
LORD FLUFFY[edit source]
Awww, FUCK! I was just thinking, "Wow, there's an idea for an article-HTBSANJF!" But NOOO. Oh, well. Meh. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:00, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
i cant breathe[edit source]
dude, the second i scrolled down and saw "MAMALUIGI" on the oage, i think i couldnt breathe. the best random joke ive seen in a long time. ~ NEZLR 
11:24, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
"Poop loop"[edit source]
My sides hurt. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:08, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
"Poop loop"[edit source]
Poop loop! IronLung 23:00, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA[edit source]
The dutch mink farmer and monkey with down's syndrome part is FUNNY!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:38, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
Fun fact[edit source]
This is actually a great guide to making articles for Encyclopedia Dramatica. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:08, 8 January 2021 (UTC)