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Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough

Random Headline By No one in particular == Summary == At 12:53 a.m., mice assassinated a roundhouse kick. While feng shui was washing, a ban suddenly eaten. A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now. Chairman Mao complements chessboard! Fairy yawns a frying pan! KITTENS' WHITE POWER'! Eventually you will understand, whale yawns salad forks! Did the judge quantify... ... that liberals want to eat your children? (Pictured) ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors? ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously? ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder? ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space? ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal? ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time? ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes? Not in the slightest, Template:Latin [Insert insightful and witty comment here]. squash Friday sheer Saturnalia football optimised freezing electric rough ninja-crossbow crossbows Bakali deporting mercury can't Burundi 2012 11:11 a.m. lawlz Tamara Harrington. HATE HATE HAT!!!!11!one Babe Ruth was a total Bitch! By The Woodburninator Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer. Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane By Bad Shroom Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! a gay bar. 4.

Random articles of the week HowTo: Use the Random page button to your advantage in a newspaper Random logs: 19:51, September 3, 2009 TheLedBalloon blocked 91.106.217.157 with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (I agree, File:Deletion icon.svg is totally racist and should be deleted. Talk:Black People, on the other hand, I'm pretty much fine with.) 09:47, August 30, 2009 Mordillo protected "WP:HOTCAT" [edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (there, no more redlinks) (hist) 10:22, August 22, 2009 Thekillerfroggy blocked Miley Spears with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (pointlessly productive, dedicated user) Random Biopic of the Week The man, the myth, the user not many people really know. Random pipings was an active user way back in March 2006. Sure, he only had 46 edits. Sure, during his heyday in March, 2006 he only had 32 edits, which most of our more accomplished users can rack up in half an hour. And yes, only 3 of his 6 articles are still around, including the critically acclaimed Health. But, in spite of all that, he has a place in our great wiki here. Because even though he's not around, and his articles are not beloved, everyone can find a niche here, and that's exactly what Random pipings has done. I mean, how many other great men could have made a "Your mom", "Oscar Wilde", and "David Hasslehoff" joke in one fell swoop? Not many I say, and for that, Random pipings, we salute you. Here's to the little guy. Huzzah! #492327 box Eat that, scums! Random colour! Hahaha!

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