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- By No one in particular
At 5:55 a.m., oysters discombobulated a Juffo-Wup. While governor was quantifying, a stamp suddenly washed. Remember, even if you win the rat race... you're still a rat. Connie Lingus plagiarises madman! Shaman x-rays a bikini! BASKETBALL HOOP' HUMAN RIGHTS'! Furthermore, yeti x-rays knifes!
Did the chief sacrifice...
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
All things considered, dropped down an empty elevator shaft TAMPONS deadly secret laser-rocket-launcher Japanese shiny certificate spleen peacemaking operation 0 1334 BC removes Jul. Hipponias Jesus Christ Dame pricey poorly dead Natalie O'Halloran possum.
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Babe Ruth was a total Bitch!
- By The Woodburninator
Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer.
Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane
- By Bad Shroom
Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! Eurg. Mon..
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- 19:51, September 3, 2009 TheLedBalloon blocked 91.106.217.157 with an expiry time of 1 week (I agree, File:Deletion icon.svg is totally racist and should be deleted. Talk:Black People, on the other hand, I'm pretty much fine with.)
- 09:47, August 30, 2009 Mordillo protected "WP:HOTCAT" [edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite) (there, no more redlinks) (hist)
- 10:22, August 22, 2009 Thekillerfroggy blocked Miley Spears with an expiry time of Judgement Day (pointlessly productive, dedicated user)
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The man, the myth, the user not many people really know. Random pipings was an active user way back in March 2006. Sure, he only had 46 edits. Sure, during his heyday in March, 2006 he only had 32 edits, which most of our more accomplished users can rack up in half an hour. And yes, only 3 of his 6 articles are still around, including the critically acclaimed Health. But, in spite of all that, he has a place in our great wiki here. Because even though he's not around, and his articles are not beloved, everyone can find a niche here, and that's exactly what Random pipings has done. I mean, how many other great men could have made a "Your mom", "Oscar Wilde", and "David Hasslehoff" joke in one fell swoop? Not many I say, and for that, Random pipings, we salute you. Here's to the little guy. Huzzah!
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Eat that, dummys! Random colour! Hahaha!
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