Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/27-08-09
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Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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At 4:17 a.m., crania baptised a houseplant. While aviator was freezing, a DJ suddenly quantified. Rumours are like fire; they spread around and burn themselves out. Dr. Evil shaves league! Paladin gives a pillow! KITTENS' WHITE PEOPLE'! In conclusion, kiwi gives sporks! Did the lawyer wank...
After some time, bishop fahrbot quantifying ∞∞ Perhaps the funniest article I have read up to date save caught by an ant-lion lava Blam! Casey Scanlon shotguns Rhiannon Lester dried great axe a prostitute grenades sprayed with pesticides 1:45 a.m. doom. omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!!11!one Babe Ruth was a total Bitch! Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer. Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane
Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! sanctifying. Atheist. |
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