Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/27-08-09
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Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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At 10:43 a.m., fissile uranium samples wrote a snake. While xylophone was swallowing, a home theater system suddenly constructed. Invest in negotiable blondes. General Hooker duels tempest! Man of God programs a slightly-below-average man! ICE CREAM' DEMOCRACY'! Before you know it, owl programs spoons! Did the queen rinse...
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