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So, I pretty much gave this page a complete rewrite. I think it turned out pretty well.

* Flumpa 05:00, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Humour:	4	When someone say "white people", I usually think of the suburban latte-sipping stereotype. You know, those that name their kids Caitlyn, Ashlynn, Lyn-lynn... It's not like they aren't people; it's just that they care more about what matters to suburbanites than, say, the genocide in Darfur or anything relating to real human beings. Yes, people eat, people have sex, and people do stuff. These are the things that people do around the globe every day. On the other hand, people don't necessarily have Internet connection, a house with wooden floors and front and back lawns, democracy, or even enough food to feed themselves and their families. When people whine and cry about their "problems" at Starbucks, that's funny. This article, on the other hand, isn't.
Concept:	4	You can almost tell this article is written by an annoying white person because:- It alarmingly lacks adequate social perspective outside the merry-making urban/suburban life and fails to draw contrast to what other people have to go through everyday, and It's filled with so much blandness it gives the word "unimaginative" a whole new meaning; think of it this way - what is more middle-class and dumbed-down than an African Safari trip out of a plastic wrap? The lives of white people through the eyes of a white person? And Steve Irwin?
Prose and formatting:	7	If there's anything redeemable in this article, then it's the first half of the formatting of it and one the pictures (and you guess which one I am talking about). Big fonts splashing on the screen are not the equivalent of humor. If you were to do that, you would be better off so with words like zombies, ninjas, pirates or lolcat quotes. At least then I would have a very good excuse to not read your article at all.
Images:	5	To quote Captain Obvious, "I though the article was about gorgeous platinum-blond white people. How come there's a brown guy blocking my sight? You know, brown people are... brown. And blood? Ewww..."
Miscellaneous:	5	N/A
Final Score:	25	Please don't take this review offensively. In fact, I have given you enough hints as to how to rewrite this article again - if you are willing.
Reviewer:	JoeMonco 21:07, 1 June 2008 (UTC)