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User:Mattsnow/UnRecipe:Multicoloured beaver quiche with iron coulis

Yummy, we know. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   23:39, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

And also we realise the title isn't consistent with the article, we'll change it when getting it out of userspace. Basically, no need to write 2 000 pages: just point out places to improve and do you have some brainwave for great jokes that could be incorporated and mixed with it? Mattsnow 09:24, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

I'll have a crack. And by that I mean I'll attempt to review this, not take illicit substances. Pup 12:14 26 Feb '12

Changed my mind. I have nothing to add to this at all. It's horrible and funny enough as it is. Pup 12:22 26 Feb '12

No, I will. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

Humour:	7.9	Now that's humour I am seeking. The context of how to make something as disgusting as food cooked in motor oil and covered in 4.5 litres of paint, turned out to be lethally funny. Especially with that GIF image. I laughed heavily on the ingredients. Do people really cook shit in Castrol GTX? And also, the humour is what it is typically expected from Top Gear, or even better than Top Gear. I read Top Gear Annual 2011 and they talk about how you cook your own food from buying stuff at your stock-standard petrol station (or gas station). I know how you can make it funnier: put a warning disclaimer that is twice as funny, along the lines of "This is written for someone who is assumed to be a lazy fat guy who can't be bothered walking to the nearest shops to get ingredients. If this is not the case please send us a nice letter here (link to your userspace)".
Concept:	8	You built your concept very well from your previous article, UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning. I mean, the premise of something that is partially edible, turned into something that is inedible, even poisonous or dangerous to everyone, was good. I think that this should be the standard for making recipes on Uncyclopedia, and the third one should be called: Fertilised Duck Egg stuffed Tofurkey with Radium seasoning.
Prose and formatting:	9	Well written. No spelling errors, the formatting isn't shit, everything. I can't say anything else.
Images:	10	A big fat ten. Why? Because you used images that are in the context of an article. You used some literally funny ones. Remember the GIF image you put in? Where is that from? Because I want to do this with my mayo tub.
Miscellaneous:	10	I couldn't say anything about this, because the article is really good. I am impressed with it.
Final Score:	44.9	Hey, can you make some of that? I really want to try that shit. But in the end, I would had got severe hair loss, lumps, tumours, and cancers of all sorts later in my life. Or death. So, no, I don't want to eat it, but yes, I would happily give this article the Goa Tse Clan Seal of Approval for Recipe Disasters (template pending).
Reviewer:	|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)