Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Ggarfield/Goroxide Ultimatum
Goroxide Ultimatum[edit source]
Give me an honest answer. If this is actually Nofu, I want to know (although I hope it's not)--– Preceding unsigned comment added by Ggarfield (talk • contribs)
- Hey Garfield. I'll be honest but not brutally honest. • <-> (Dec 3 @ 14:56)
Goroxide Ultimatum is being reviewed by Your Source for Fine Scented Pee And Whatever Else Comes Out Of Him |
Humour: | 4.6 | avg of each section.
Well, at least I know what the Goroxides are. Here's a tip that I figured out: Don't put anything but a period after any surprise or surprise joke. Why? Because with an exclamation mark at the end, it almost seems like the author is gloating about how clever they are. Also, when a joke ends with a deadpan PERIOD, it's like the joke is bashful: just a joke to consider, even if it's hilarious. It's hard to explain, suffice to say that I can show you...
Less specific advice here. Obviously, this is an in-joke for Uncyclopedians. I'm guessing that most people will say "what the fick (sp) is a Goroxide?" You should probably make the aliens more mainstream, like martians. Call your article the Martian Ultimatum or something.
Hmmm, way way too random. When I look at the title, what do I expect to see? Frankly, I thought it was going to be about chemicals. This is really, really random stuff here. Hard to follow.
I suggest that you give the aliens human names or something. It might be funnier AND I could follow it. As it is, it's way the hell too random, plus it has vanity which is a big no-no, ESPECIALLY when you're talking about someone else!
Well, basically the same advice I had in section 1 would fit ANYWHERE in the article, including here. |
Concept: | 5 | You combined two different ideas here, both of which are kinda iffy.
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Prose and formatting: | 6 | The sections are just blocky, and there's a picture just hanging off at the bottom. EVERY SINGLE TIME you have pictures in an article you must do two things:
However, you did okay with grammar and that other shiznit... |
Images: | 3 | Only one picture (-3) that hangs off at the end (-2) that doesn't make any sense (-2). Try to at least put it with the rest of the article! What does smoky the bear have to do with anything? |
Miscellaneous: | 4.7 | I average all your other scores in this box |
Final Score: | 23.3 | I think my review says what needs to be fixed by itself. Good luck, man! Hopefully I helped. Keep it real! Remember the rules:
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Reviewer: | • <-> (Dec 3 @ 20:30) |
Thanks, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:57, 1 December 2007 (UTC)