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Kept only the bare bones of the previous concept. I think its pretty good. In-depth, please.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:00, 3 May 2009 (UTC) You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:00, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

I gave this a read, and it's great. I might--MIGHT--give this an in-depth review in the near-future. Stress the might. So yeah. —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:58, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! I'll be looking forward to the possible review.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 22:06, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Tagstit   doesn't believe in new fancy-pancy toilet systems with running water and all. Just a hole in the ground with a lil' cover will do. Now gimme' your article and I'll be done in a few minutes. While you are welcome to review this, I suggest you find another article in need of help so that we can clear the ever growing Pee Request list.

I gots this. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:58, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Humour:	6	Good ol' YKWTMM, with another work of gold. After Hydrogen your going to have to really work hard to not disappoint. This is a few notches below though sadly but could easily be as good. I will go section by section to point out what I thought was good and what wasn't for each section. Intro: 7 Very well done. You introduced the topic and right off the bat let the reader know what you were talking about. The last sentence, about the shrimp salad being fifteen dollars was also a funny way to introduce everything. I do think you need to add a few lines summarizing its impact on society. Saying maybe how the general public feels safer now with Red Lobster around. Something short and sweet could improve this and also increase it's bulk. Character History: 5 Decent, not particularly funny anywhere though and seems more filler. You did talk about the love interest which was good, and his creation. I think you could've have stated his creed and motto a bit more firmly. Elaborate more on what it is he is trying to do, who he is trying to defend, and who he is trying to defeat. Establish your character a bit more firmly instead of just saying he was going to save people from having to cook dinner. If that makes sense. Enemies:9 Very clever. I loved your take that other restaurants were his enemies and using subtle references to refer to them. The only problem I had is that I am not familiar with Bonefish, and I may have missed a theme there. But if it is a restaurant, you may want to change the name to something a bit more well known. For example, Fat Burger or something like that (if that is well known which I don't know if it is.) Also, I think it would be a good idea if McDonald's was one of his enemies or another fast food chain, using their low prices to fatten up those the Red Lobster is going to save. You could branch off from there but that might be good to add as one of his enemies. Just an idea though. Superpowers:4 Pretty weak when compared to your other sections. It has a strong concept, and could potentially be a very strong section. But as it stands, it doesn't have the right feel. Endless Shrimp and the Survey were good, but everything else can be improved. Also, you should add things such as vegetarian options to reach a wider public, and appetizers to keep people from getting mad at the wait. Criticism:5 Simply needs to be expanded. As it stands it is only one incident. Add a few more to improve this.
Concept:	8	I will be brief. This was an amazing concept. Taking something like a restaurant and saying it is a super hero works perfectly, especially with a name like the Red Lobster. You really did well here. The only problem is, is that you don't expand as fully as you can. You need to branch out more to more aspects of this superhero. Something you may want to consider is the falling economy in America at the time. Is he helping? Is he lowering his prices to help those who are low on money? Another thing that his "damsel in distress" should be included more in everything, as they are very important in the stories of other super heroes.
Prose and formatting:	8	Well done! The pictures fit perfectly and there are no real misspellings. I only have a few issues here. First it is rather short. You could definitely expand without losing any of its charm. Second the box in the beginning needs to either go or be larger. I know that seems like a weird choice, but if you want a template in the beginning, which I think you should have, you should definitely include other facts like Wikipedia articles on super heroes.
Images:	7	Not too good at reviewing pictures, they all are good. Not hilarious by any means and they depend on their captions, but other than that they aren't random and stick to the topic, drawing the reader to read on as well as show various objects and places. I do think you should have a battle scene which would make it really funny (Sonje or someone might be able to do that for you if your not a good chopper). Other than that solid, but not great.
Miscellaneous:	7	Averaged
Final Score:	36	Very good and definitely on track for VFH. You should definitely add more and improve some of the rougher sections, but beyond that, another job well done! If you have any questions feel free to ask me on my talk page. Good luck!
Reviewer:	~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:46, 8 May 2009 (UTC)