UnTunes:The 12 Days of Kristallnacht

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On the first day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

A “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the second day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the third day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Three French men

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Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the fourth day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


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On the fifth day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Five buff Nazis

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the sixth day of Kristallnacht

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Mein Führer gave to me

Six Stormtroopers shootin’ (gunfire)

Five buff Nazis

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the seventh day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

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Seven tanks a-treadin’

Six Stormtroopers shootin’ (gunfire)

Five buff Nazis

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the eighth day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Eight Hans a-heilin’ (Heil!)

Seven tanks a-treadin’

Six Stormtroopers shootin’ (gunfire)

Not this kind of stormtrooper.

Five buff Nazis

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the ninth day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Nine Fräuleins weeping

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Eight Hans a-heilin’ (Heil!)

Seven tanks a-treadin’

Six Stormtroopers shootin’ (gunfire)

Five buff Nazis

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the tenth day of Kristallnacht

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Mein Führer gave to me

Ten generals genocidin

Nine Fräuleins weeping

Eight Hans a-heilin’ (Heil!)

Seven tanks a-treadin’

Six Stormtroopers shootin’ (gunfire)

Five buff Nazis

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Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the eleventh day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Eleven cyanide pills

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Ten generals genocidin’

Nine Fräuleins weeping

Eight Hans a-heilin’ (Heil!)

Seven tanks a-treadin’

Six Stormtroopers shootin’ (gunfire)

Five buff Nazis

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

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Two lightning bolts

And a “Jude” sticker on a baby


On the twelfth day of Kristallnacht

Mein Führer gave to me

Twelve bullets to the head (BANG!)

Eleven cyanide pills

Ten generals genocidin’

Nine Fräuleins weeping

Eight Hans a-heilin’ (Heil!)

Seven tanks a-treadin’

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Six Stormtroopers shootin’ (gunfire)

Five buff Nazis

Four messenger pigeons

Three French men

Two lightning bolts

AND A “JUDE” STICKER ON A BABY!!!!!!!!!