UnReviews talk:Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen)

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I tried to pawn this totally awesome idea off on Bradaphraser, as I've only seen the movie and he's a genuine Watchmen superfan (the movie is apparently based on a comic book. Seriously! And he read the comic book!), but he didn't think that he could do it justice, so screw him! It's mine! All mine! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:18, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

I got as far as "Enormo the Giant Psychic Squid" before deciding that I love this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:14, Mar 19
I got as far as the picture of Henchmen 21, but that's only because I never learned how to read. Then, I got as far as Fozzie. Later still, I got up to the Mr Rogers' reference, but didn't get it, because of that illiteracy thing I mentioned earlier. After that, with an uncanny level of serendipity, I got distracted by the character in that very reference on the Youtube. I shit you not. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:22, 19 March 2009 (UTC)


Finally, I have a reference point for the Suicidal Tendencies lyric "this ain't no Mr Rogers neighborhood". My education continues apace! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:34, Mar 19
Mr Rogers; a genuinely nice guy. Koko the gorilla used to watch his show. When Mr Rogers came to visit her, she hugged him. How awesome is that? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:46, 19 March 2009 (UTC)



spoilers?[edit source]

Okay, this time I'm asking in advance; any spoilers? I haven't seen the movie yet but finished the comic, two hours ago. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 09:44, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

The movie is simplified (no pirates), has a different ending (which works better than a psychic squid) and Ozzy comes off as a villain rather than a utilitarian. Also, it's a musical. A spectacularly lavish musical. Most of the budget was spent on dance choreography. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Man, I hate musicals. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:07, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh man, I'm seeing it for sure now! Does Manhattan start a macarena on Mars? --No, wait, don't tell me; I want to be surprised. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 10:43, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
I won't ruin it for you. Let's just say that Silk Spectre, well, she's got it/Yeah, baby, she's got it/She's his Venus, his fire/At his desire. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:03, 10 April 2009 (UTC)