UnNews talk:Horoscopes - July 1st

"Clean your ass. I don't mean that in a sassy, hip hop way, I mean get some soap lathered up, give your backside a good once over and then shower it, or preferably sink it in the bath for an hour. You stink."

Dammit!

I push out The shits giving clear and concise information on handling this problem and still you tell me my shit stinks? I even used a Bidet to clean it afterwards! It's enough to give me Tourette's Syndrome! If only there was an UnNews:Asian trapped in vagina sculpture to help me get the Potatoe before the pleasant execution sneezed over the Mithraism. As for the Bat Fuck Origami I say You Are Gay, and Captain Autofellatio thinks it's not Cricket. As for the Savile Pranksters who are likely to press alt-F4 a lot at the Eleventeen hour when the fox finally gives his opinion on Canadian baseball. In conclusion: You Are Gay. JFC 14:21. Jul 1

I like to think you did all those links without having to look at Vfh. Leverage (talk) 13:57, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Blind faith in the face of the obviously dubious has always been an essential cornerstone. :) JFC 14:03. Jul 2