UnNews:Why don't Muslims like us? asks bacon-munching, adulterous infidel
Monday, February 9, 2015
A bacon-munching, adulterous infidel has publicly asked why British Muslims are being lured away by extremists.
Prince Charles, who was seen openly wolfing down a sandwich in the only bacon shop in Jordan, said, "You think that the people who have come in the UK, born there, go to school there, would abide by those values and outlooks," before adding, "Is this Danish Bacon? It's bloody gorgeous. Do you have any ketchup?"
The heir to the British throne, whose mother approved Tony Blair's plan to invade Iraq despite overwhelming opposition from the UN, and whose great-grandfather was king when that country was rather momentously created, told local reporters, "You know what, I could murder a pint right now."
The prince, who had one of the most notorious, public affairs in British history when he cheated on Princess Diana with his present wife Camilla Parker-Bowles, is set to tour the Middle East for three weeks.
UnNews asked a local man for his opinion. He told us, "When he thought his wife was going to have a baby with an Egyptian, he had her murdered so she didn't bring shame on his family name.
"That's literally the only thing I can relate to him about."
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- Leverage, "Prince Charles: UK Youth Extremism 'Alarming'" Sky News, February 9, 2015
