UnNews:Uncyclopedian pulls the funniest April fools prank
Wednesday, April 1, 2026
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BREAKING!!!
Well it happened again, April 1st 2026 the potato hosting the Uncyclopedia servers got bit. Unlike the last shutdown in which the whole potato was eaten leaving the whole site down, only one bite was taken shutting down the Uncyclopedia main page. This begs the question: who would eat a potato raw shut the world out from such valuable information?
Suspects[edit | edit source]
As of now the only people with this known power and intelligence are Admins, this is a list of suspects:
The Investigation[edit | edit source]
Alula:[edit | edit source]
Cats, while lovable everyone knows they plot to obtain world domination, is this their start? If you look at Alula's user page you can see they have a banner on their profile declaring that they are a cat, coincidence? I THINK NOT!!! Even more suspicious is they claim that they're from the fictional country of Norway. Alula is of mysterious nature and I've never trusted them, they've been plotting something mischievous. A cat from a place that doesn't exist with a unknown motive, is this a fake identity for use of crime, FOR USE OF MURDER?!?!
DaniPine3:[edit | edit source]
Rollbackers, never liked 'em; they always get rid of my hard work. Is he rollbacking the main page to a point it doesn't exist?
Orangutang94:[edit | edit source]
RealDonaldTrump:[edit | edit source]
He claims to be Donald Trump for some reason. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!