UnNews:Pound for Pound, Bullying Beats Civility Anytime

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7 July 2013

Shilpa, feeling Shitty

Big Brother 15 star Aaryn Gries - far from receiving her comeuppance after making various racist comments on the show - is to be flown first-class to India to abuse a former British Celebrity Big Brother winner.

The blonde Texan, who gained notoriety after telling an Asian contestant to "go make some rice" is now set to be introduced to Shilpa "Shitty" Shetty, a Bollywood actress who shot to fame in the UK after gracefully handling the racist abuse she received on the reality show.

"We found out something that day," says British television expert Joanna Corey. "Jade Goody and that common one from S Club 7 were saying all these nasty things about Shilpa, and as a nation we learned: we hate chavs more than we hate Pakis."

Back in the States, Gries had initially tried to play down her comments as "all in good fun," and declaring "The others were all laughing and giggling about it; they liked it." However, since it became clear that there was the possibility of a second TV series, Aaryn Goes Racist in India, the former model has upped the stakes, describing black people as "stupid", Mexicans as "lazy" and Indians as "smelly".

Shetty, meanwhile, was apparently unaware of the show's existence. Speaking in one of those classy Indian accents, much like Raj's sister in The Big Bang Theory, she said "I can only hope that my legions of fans meet her at the airport with burning effigies, and that one of the bus drivers takes her off to be gang-raped. Racists are the lowest form of human.

"After the blacks."

Sources

• Leverage, "Big Brother Racism Scandal: Aaryn Gries Explodes at Candice Stewart on Air!" The Hollywood Gossip, July 10, 2013