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UnColumns:Kirk Cameron warns 1980s entertainers of impending death: "You're Next, Michael Gross!"
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Hi, I'm Kirk Cameron. Remember me?WARNING: This column is written for, and addressed to, 1980s entertainers only. People of other decades probably won't comprehend the looming danger or see anything to be concerned about. Also, no hippies. No housewives. No jazz musicians, except for maybe Herbie Hancock. No hula hoops. No Ward Cleavers or Ozzie Nelsons. No grunge bands. No boy bands, either...and don't even get me started about that [[Tay Zonday|"Chocolate Rain" guy more...