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In "the land of the free, the home of the brave", the one country in human history whose original purpose was to create and preserve absolute religious freedom for all? The nation whose foundational documents, the Declaration of Independence and Constitution, and subsequently the Bill of Rights, specifically guaranteed that government would absolutely keep its grubby hands off its citizens' freedom to exercise their faith however, whenever and wherever they choose? The Founding Fathers, descended from our Founding Grandfathers, the Puritans, made America into the USA with the specific intent of allowing us Judeo-Christians, less the "Judeo", to do what ever we want, and there's nothing that the government can do about it! Nothing! Moo ha-ha!
If I want to park in the crippled space outside the Piggly Wiggly, I can. Screw you, crippled sinner! There's a reason that the front entrance of churches have stairs. You think your profane wheelchair decal beats my sacred Jesus fish one? In the words of the Apostle Paul in his Third Epistle to El Paso, "Not. Bloody. Likely." Like him, I work for Jesus. If you did too, you wouldn't be all gimpy and weak, flopping there on the ground, whining about me running over your crutches or seeing eye dog or whatever. You get a special parking space just for being a useless retard while I don't get one for being right with the Lord? That's a little thing we call "oppression." (See more...)