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UnNews ATBF Column News from another universe - Sweet smoking Messiah returns
SMACK WATER, Kentucky -- With smoke and fire, thunder and lightning, Jesus descended today in this small, back-woods hamlet today with a revelation for mankind. "Spark 'em up, dudes and dudettes," exclaimed a red-eyed, Sweet smoking Jesus from atop His chariot of clouds.
A crowd of confused Briars, hicks and other rednecks gathered around the Lord to praise Him, and to thank Him for personally landing in this sleepy hollow of 203 souls. Jesus then produced a recyclable plastic 2 liter bottle of spring water with a flourish, tapped it three times with a finger and said "ta-da!" more...