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| + | [[Image:Okada-s0013.jpg|right|thumb|300px|The woman on the left is modeling '''"C-Thru"''' brand in [[Tokyo]]. Designer label '''RAD Colostomy''' hopes to lure [[Japan]]'s '''Prince Komatsu Akihito''' into it's fashion fold.]] |
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| ⚫ | '''YE OLDE TOWN OF LONDON, UK'''- The Emperor stunned paparazzi as he |
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| − | [[Image:Okada-s0013.jpg|right|thumb|Here are two models wearing the new designer label in Tokyo, where the Emperor's new clothes has taken the fashion markets by storm.]] |
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| − | Called the "See Through" brand, the Emperor had hired the fashion label '''Swindler & Co.''' to present him with these fabulous garments, with their lustrous silk... and original approach to fabrics and er... dazzling colours and... er... well, he's the Emperor so the clothes must be marvellous. The Emperor was however questioned by some about the high amount of flesh exposed by the... clothes but he retorted with ''"Naked? But I'm being told that I'm wearing only the most magnificent robes, made from the finest silk!"''. |
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| ⚫ | '''YE OLDE TOWN OF LONDON, UK'''- The [[Emperor]] stunned [[paparazzi]] as he modeled his new clothes at a fantastic [[Spring]] fashion show in His honor. His majesty paraded around, showing off his [[bollocks|crown jewels]] and wardrobe to [[prince]] and [[liberal|pauper]] alike. He pranced [[up]] and [[down]] prissily, oblivious to the rest of the [[world]], and others [[opinion]]s. The editor of ''Vogue'' magazine, '''Alexandra Shulman''', noted that the Emperor's new clothes were ''"utterly fantastic. The [[2010]] Spring trends have already been decided"''. |
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| − | A small boy in the plaza surrounding the catwalk was taken out of view by the city watch when he suggested loudly that the Emperor was in fact wearing nothing on at all. The boy was booed out of the town centre by the assembled designers, buyers, media and celebrities. One journalist, '''Peter O'Bore''' cried ''"If the Emperor's not a genius, I'll eat this invisible hat I've just bought from him"''. |
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| + | Marketed as the "C-Thru" brand, under the label '''RAD Colostomy''', the Emperor specifically chose an obscure upstart in the [[fashion]] industry, hoping to get in on the ground floor of a new trend. His majesty's entourage and a throng of [[syncophant]]s and yes-men praised the royal taste in apparel, [[wisdom]], and overall [[cool]]ness. |
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| + | Despite the oft-reported story of a young [[man]] who proclaimed that, ''"The Emperor is wearing no clothes!"'', the event went off as planned, and a good time was had by all. The little [[bastard]] was wisked away by '''Royal Security''' and is being held temporarily at a local [[Catholic]] church. |
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== Sources == |
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Revision as of 23:49, 17 April 2009
17 April 2009
YE OLDE TOWN OF LONDON, UK- The Emperor stunned paparazzi as he modeled his new clothes at a fantastic Spring fashion show in His honor. His majesty paraded around, showing off his crown jewels and wardrobe to prince and pauper alike. He pranced up and down prissily, oblivious to the rest of the world, and others opinions. The editor of Vogue magazine, Alexandra Shulman, noted that the Emperor's new clothes were "utterly fantastic. The 2010 Spring trends have already been decided".
Marketed as the "C-Thru" brand, under the label RAD Colostomy, the Emperor specifically chose an obscure upstart in the fashion industry, hoping to get in on the ground floor of a new trend. His majesty's entourage and a throng of syncophants and yes-men praised the royal taste in apparel, wisdom, and overall coolness.
Despite the oft-reported story of a young man who proclaimed that, "The Emperor is wearing no clothes!", the event went off as planned, and a good time was had by all. The little bastard was wisked away by Royal Security and is being held temporarily at a local Catholic church.
Sources
- Phil Space "The Emperor's new clothes reach the catwalk" 17 April 1664, 17 April, 2009
- Philippa Column "What is Emperor thinking? Fashion editor of the Daily Mirror speaks out" 17 April 1664, 17 April 2009