UnNews:Attempted invasion by fictional geopolitical group thwarted

Such a vast community. At first the 12 year olds are friendly, and suddenly they AREN'T!!!!

29 APRIL 2025 Today, a dastardly invasion has been thwarted by Schism/168.11.i'm.glorifying.myself.haha. The invasion was launched this morning at around 5 AM EDT by a group of history obsessed 12 year olds entitled "Aurians" coming from the Roblox game entitled "Risk Universalis"'s subsection of "Private Roleplay", of which has been a hotspot for the roleplaying of fictional nations in fictional worlds because, apparently, these idiots think they're cool for committing war crimes, glorifying them, and then listening to "gangsta rap". The Aurians launched 2 articles that classified as vanity according to DaniPine3, one entitled "The Great Aurian War" of which details the Aurian equivalent of World War Two. Fortunately, at the hand of Schism/168.11.no.i'm.not.saying.it.all.largely.because.i.cant.memorize.my.IP.address, which happened to be among the more mature creatures of PRP, the vanity articles have been SMITED by the Aurians as they declare a truce, a truce we may (or may not) accept. Schism had this to say:

"I never thought my own fellow retards could discover this; or abuse it."

This concludes today's only article, I think.