UnBooks talk:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes

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This is excellent. Todd Lyons should be a songwriter. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:32, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, but I'm afraid I pale in comparison to the Master:
("Gyspy" by Dio)
She was straight from Hell
But you never could tell
Cause you were blinded by her light
She could crack your brain
With magic pain
And turn a paler shade of white
If only I could write like that, I'd be a rock star today instead of a bureaucrat. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

This needs to be recorded by a combination Dio cover band / children's choir. I could probably find a decent Dio sound-a-like (convincing him to do it is a different story) but they don't allow me near children. --monika 01:24, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Because of eating 'em or raping 'em?   Le Cejak <1:44, 26 Sep 2008>
Yes. --monika 01:55, 26 September 2008 (UTC)