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This article is NOT biased.
Today's News[edit | edit source]
- America has nuked Iran. Apparently people think the nuke was just a canister full of food. GO AMERICA!
- Jurassic Park 14 has started filming. Steven Spielberg recently said "Screw this movie. I am going to go work with Uwe Boll on his new Bio Dome sequel". Suspects believe Tommy Wiseau took over production of Jurassic Park 14.
- A remake of Star Wars has began production, starring Zac Effron as Luke Skywalker
- The Westboro Baptist Church lead the Gay Rights parade on Friday.
- A bottle of Coke now costs $6. Cheap!
Yesterday's News[edit | edit source]
- WORLD WAR III HAS BEGAN WITH US AND GERMANY AGAINTS FRANCE! THOSE FRENCH BASTARDS!
- Plan 9 from Outer Space was selected to be preserved by AFI. Uwe Boll took place of the late Ed Wood in giving the speach.
- Noah's Ark has been confirmed by God as 100% true.
BIASED Questions And Answers[edit | edit source]
- Q: Is this article a lie?
- A: No.
- Q: Is Tommy Wiseau a good director?
- A: Yes.
- Q: Are you lying
- A: No.
- Q: Is Megan Fox hot?
- A: Yes.
- Q: Is Unyclopedia funny?
- A: No.
- Q: Is Viacom Evil??
- A: No.
- Q: Is Ronald McDonald evil?
- A: No, he is cute.
- Q: Can Ke$ha sing?
- A: OF COURSE!
- Q: Is Bill O'Reilly an ass?
- A: No, he's nice.
- Q: What about Fred Phelps?
- A: NO!!! He is even nicer!!!
- Q: Is Michael Jackson being dead for almost two years, and people STILL talking about him like he died yesterday annoying?
- A: No.
- Q: Is this article biased?
- A: No. The title is a lie.