This Is How We Do It

This minister will break into your home if you don't donate to your church.

“Designated driver, take the keys to my truck,

Hit the 'shaw cause I'm faded.”

~ A lyric in the song if you aren't Jewish and have donated to your local church

“Hell's where sinners like you end, hey!

Just donate to your church or you're atheist.”

~ What the lyric is if you haven't donated to your local church

“Designated Jew gonna be sent to the chop,

Try to resist, you gonna be dead, mate.”

~ What the lyric is if you are Jewish

This Is How We Do It is a 1995 R&B song created by African-American minister Montell Jordan and released by Def Jam Recordings. Initially intended to threaten people who didn't donate to their local churches to pay up, when Montell joined the RIAA and became a Neo-Nazi later that year, it received a cover that contained subliminal messages, which if you were Jewish, would tell you how the RIAA would kill you after Hitler returned.

This Is How We Do It would be the new favorite song of the RIAA, causing them to neglect Madonna and other singers for around seven weeks. As a result, it sold 1 million+ records, causing the RIAA to promote Montell from a low-level thug into a general due to the RIAA emblem program. For some reason, people in Canada liked it tio. Huh. In the 2010s, Vevo released the RIAA-approved version of Montell's song, which has affected over 180 million+ people as of 2024.