Template talk:ScottishUser

Should we have options below like in the UKer template? '...and is obese' '...and sues chippies that charge him for ketchup'?--Everyotherusernamewastaken(get dtf) 13:44, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

I think that's an excellent idea, unfortunately I suck at uncyclopedia. I had a cursory fiddle with the template (and my penis) but couldn't make it look nice. Let's try and get someone who doesn't suck to help. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 14:27, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

Hooray for beevers! - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:33, 21 August 2014 (UTC)

and my favorite option

"so go take a running fuck at a rolling donut" _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:07, 21 November 2025 (UTC)