Template:Infobox country
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Sweden IKEA Ikealand | |||||
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Motto: Suck it, Denmark | |||||
Anthem: A Cold Wind is Blowing Through the Fjords | |||||
This map is a lame attempt at visual humor | |||||
Capital | Stockholm | ||||
Previous capital | Hell | ||||
Largest city | Freeseweiner | ||||
Demonym | Swedish, ja? | ||||
Official language(s) | Swedish | ||||
Government | Constitutional monarchy, Snow Parliament | ||||
‑ King | Björn Ulvaeus | ||||
‑ Prime Minister | Benny Andersson | ||||
‑ Speaker of the Riksdag | Anni-Frid Lyngstad | ||||
‑ Secretary of the Exchequer | Agnetha Fältskog | ||||
National Hero(es) | ABBA | ||||
Established | Mooo! | ||||
Currency | Snow, bad taste | ||||
Religion | What? | ||||
Population | approx. 8 | ||||
Area | Slightly larger than Finland | ||||
Population density | 2/km2 | ||||
Time Zone | UTC+0 | ||||
Ethnic groups | Reindeer, snowbound psychotics | ||||
Major exports | Surströmming | ||||
Major imports | Snow | ||||
National food | Meatballs | ||||
Favorite Apple product | iBalls | ||||
National animal | Yeti | ||||
National sport(s) | Hockey, talking about hockey | ||||
Hours of operation | 9:00 to 9:15 | ||||
Internet TLD | .se | ||||
Calling code | 12 | ||||
Drives on | the sidewalk |
This Infobox template is used to generate a right-hand infobox in articles about real (or bullshit) countries or territories. It was designed by a crack team of thoroughly-whipped code monkeys to be as versatile as possible without making it too complicated for visitors or touring wikipedians.
Syntax
Required fields
There are none. Because that's how we roll, bitches.
Full field listing
Remember, all fields are completely optional. If you can't come up with a good joke for a particular field, don't use it! Heck, don't use this infobox at all. You're probably better off without it. If you must use this infobox, be funny. Or else...
- Nasty little little gremlins will infest your computer
- ...and then nothing will happen, because nobody cares...
- ...and then a raccoon will eat your face.
Sadly, few insurance policies cover "face devoured by raccoons." Don't let this happen to YOU!
{{Infobox Country |native_name = |conventional_long_name = |common_name = |image_flag = <!-- Some image.png --> |flag_caption = <!-- defaults to [[Category:Flags|Flag]] --> |image_coat = <!-- another image.png --> |coat_caption = <!-- defaults to [[Symbol|Coat of arms]] --> |national_motto = |national_motto_english = <!-- when making a joke in another language, it's good to translate it --> |national_anthem = |image_map = <!-- yet another lame image.png --> |map_caption = |capital = |previous_capital = |largest_city = |demonym = |official_languages = |government_type = |leader_title1 = <!-- use with leader_name1 --> |leader_name1 = <!-- use with leader_title1 --> |leader_title2 = |leader_name2 = |leader_title3 = |leader_name3 = |leader_title4 = |leader_name5 = |leader_title5 = |leader_name5 = |favourite_object_title1 = <!-- use with favourite_object_name1 --> |favourite_object_name1 = <!-- use with favourite_object_title1 --> |favourite_object_title2 = |favourite_object_name2 = |favourite_object_title3 = |favourite_object_name3 = |favourite_object_title4 = |favourite_object_name4 = |national_heroes = |formation_type = |independence = <!-- YOU MUST USE EITHER independence OR formation --> |formation = |currency = |religion = |population = |area = |timezone = |population_density = |ethnic_groups = |major_exports = |major_imports = |wildcard_title1 = <!-- use with wildcard_name1 --> |wildcard_name1 = <!-- use with wildcard_title1 --> |wildcard_title2 = |wildcard_name2 = |national_animal = |national_sports = |hours_of_operation = |internet_tld = |calling_code = |drives_on = }}
Usage
Wildcard fields
There are two "wildcard" and four "favorite_object" fields, for a total of six fields which you can use for adding non-standard data. For example, if you wished to create the field "Total Population with More Than Two Brain Cells", and associate the value "approx. 7" with it, you might add this when invoking the template in your page:
{{Infobox Country ... |favourite_object_title1 = Total Population with More Than Two Brain Cells |favourite_object_name1 = approx. 7 ... }}
Or you might do it this way:
{{Infobox Country ... |wildcard_title1 = Total Population with More Than Two Brain Cells |wildcard_name1 = approx. 7 ... }}
Either way will work; the only difference between "favourite_object_title#" and "wildcard_title#" is that a "favourite_object" will display before a "wildcard".
Editing the template
First off, don't. You don't know what you're doing.
If you think you do know what you're doing, please first try to get familiar with it, and use a sandbox for testing. If you must add a field, do be a dear and add your new field to the DOCUMENTATION above.