Talk:UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight

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It's a fact[edit]

At some point in your life, you will be one of these characters. Once, you were the stoner. Before that, you were the little kid. You skipped being the father entirely and are now the old guy. I'm sorry if I ruined the surprise. You should've already known, really, what with wearing your pants so high and all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:25, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Um, nope, I've never been the stoner but I knew lots of kids that were. I skipped right to middle age. Twenty more years, and it'll be old age. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:06, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
How is your golf game going, anyway? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Oddly enough, I prefer Tetris, the Sims, and Ms Pacman to golf. Being female, I never had too many friends who were into golf. Scrapbooking yes, golf no. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:14, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm sure that Sims game has golf in it somewhere. That's kind of like real golf. Except it's not. -RAHB 05:16, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Sims 1 had putt-putt golf in the Makin Magic expansion pack. Sims 2, you have to get your sim into the Business Career and achieve a promotion to play putt-putt golf (executive style). -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:18, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
That sounds about right. Don't forget the Tom Collins's and anal sex. -RAHB 05:36, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
I played the first Sims. I quit after noticing that you didn't get weekends of and it took your character an hour to cross a room. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:57, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Sims 2 sims do get at least 2 days a week off, but it can still take the character an hour just to use the toilet.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:11, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Only an hour? So it's still not realistic! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:52, 27 January 2009 (UTC)


That kid in the picture is far too young to be Johny. He looks about three, when the writing would place him at about five or six years old. Either that, or I have no ability for ageing children. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:02, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

What, you mean the picture that's there now and has never ever changed ever and it is so the right picture and I did not just change it? That one? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:51, 4 September 2008 (UTC)


It's articles like this that make me proud to be an Uncyclopedian. --The Lieutenant Yodel EXTERMINATE! One Meeeelion dollar$! MUN 02:24, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Really? You do know that Uncyclopedia is the worst, right? And thanks. It's comments like that that make me proud to be an Uncyclopedian. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:41, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
I'd almost forgotten the revelation of our worstness, but call me old-fashioned; untamed equines would be unable to remove me from the Motherland. As a side note, do you think anyone would object if I turned Uncycworst1.jpg into the real thing via some custom clothing site? --The Lieutenant Yodel EXTERMINATE! One Meeeelion dollar$! MUN 07:24, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
The last I heard, Spang was looking in to an Uncyclopedia store on cafepress. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:39, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
Wicked, thanks. --The Lieutenant Yodel EXTERMINATE! One Meeeelion dollar$! MUN 08:07, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Dear God[edit]

Two words: Cultural plebs. --Narcissus Black 13:38, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. That bathroom film is actually really good. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:22, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
No, I liked the film very much. I was saying cultural plebs because the fictional individuals depicted in the review are obviously of a very base and low-class type of people. It's still very funny though. --Narcissus Black 15:26, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Fictional? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:47, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Oh God, don't tell me they're real. --Narcissus Black 09:38, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Okay, I won't tell you that they're real. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:50, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

why so UNserious?[edit]

ahahaha that was the funniest shit i've ever read here. drooled over my keyboard XD – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

Two words: water resistant keyboard. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:17, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

oh, god[edit]

I actually put off reading this article until I saw the movie out of fear of spoilers... --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 10:17, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

So, So So, did the spoilers in the movie ruin this page for you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:21, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, especially the urinal scene. It was kind of like knowing that Soylent Green is people the whole time. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 04:38, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
The thing that people seem to forget is that people are tasty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 27 January 2009 (UTC)