Talk:All Your Base Are Belong To Us

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How do you make the little boxes? I'm trying to use them in Goldfish but trying to make them work is making me mad with anger.

You can put the text in <nowiki><pre>

</nowiki> tags

or just put spaces before the text on that line (see the formatting on this page.
note that the text in these boxes doesn't wrap, so you have to put newlines in manually.

--Paulgb 18:29, 24 Mar 2005 (EST)

Congratulations for the german translations! They are even more stupid informative than the english original quotes. It shows again the vast power of babelfish which produces the most unreadable silly sophisticated results imaginable.

Keep on the good work :-)

For added informative pleasure run the whole Article through Babelfish on German to English, its really informative, really!

Page blocked?[edit]

Umm, why is the page blocked? I wanted to change the russian reversal to something more like a... russian reversal. – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

It is semi-protected due to vandalism. Make a login and you'll be able to edit it within a few days. --Splaka 05:09, 22 May 2006 (UTC)


  • The correct Russian Reversal would be In Soviet Russia, all our base belong to YOU!
  • The first quote says its from Morphesis but i think as there is a page on him Morpheus would be better fitting here.

  • Several places the text reads "... us up ..." instead of "... up us..." and upus is obviously awesomeness!
Thanks to last person - fixed this. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:55, 29 April 2007 (UTC)


The correct reversal is "In Soviet Russia, us are belong to all your base!"

Remember, it must end in "YOU!!!". Nousernamesleft 20:33, 7 June 2007 (UTC)


SInce we have Bablefish, google translator also might as well be don. So I did. Only problem is, I cannot edit the article. So. Before it is flushed from my clipboard, here. (I spent 20 minutes using the already Bablefished translation.) Sorry, but I forgot the specific order I used to get this result.

The bank was started from 2101 warfares. The head of a family enemy where we live. Machinery: Let to leave the bomb. Owner: We is record. Minimum: At this event and international)

in the first, the farm it cleans.
You were consistent with this is we, with a torture must lower the foundation which is. 70
And damage the law.

Minimum: At this event. 70 document arrangements of case. Being most abundant it raises, and structural reform. Shiktarshiktarhktaraktar tortures:

Comfort and machine gun two all it is and compared to the kip decrease does not know.

Solution: Compared to enemy. Low-end: Legal danger.

Would a Borat (as in film) reference be appropriate in the article?


Can any admin add this?

[[es:All your base are belong to us]]
[[pt:All your base are belong to us]]

Thanks --ChixpyBot 22:43, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

And [[sv:All er bas är tillhörande oss]]. Please? PLEASE!!!

Hey YOU!![edit]

Will admins please see the Russian reversal quote on All Your Base Are Belong To Us? It is supposed to be "In Soviet Russia, all our base are belong to YOU!!", with the last two punctuation marks being italicized exclamation marks as shown here or otherwise, if the text is italicized. -- 03:21, 2 December 2006 (UTC)


The bomb made me want to explode this page! But I can't! Because you locked it! CURSES! And no, I don't know how to edit these things correctly.

Bomb template[edit]

I know this probably isnt the right place to put this, but I cant find where that is.

For the tag:

Bomb.png Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.

Might it not be better to read:

Somebody set up us the bomb.

For great justice take off every zig

Done. The Humbled Master 20:33, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Is it me...[edit]

...Or is every new "all your base" clone now just making the page worse? Can we have a deleting spree? Don't want to do it without at least a bit of consensus. (Some) suggestions: At least two of the translations, Judaism, Enterprise, Runescape, pr0n (or improve), Console Wars, Counter-Strike, Galactic Conquest, Halo, LOTR... (And that's being kind, to be honest.) --Strange but untrue 19:04, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Meh - got bored and decided to do it anyway. If anybody was really in love with any of the deleted things then feel free to put them back. For ease of reading, all the ones I got rid of have been abridged into the following easy-to-read compressed version:


On Stardate 90210 It were Klingons

Captain Biggun: What bubies?
Servant 1: someone set up us the Declaration of Independence
Player 1: We get holiday drop!
King Théoden: What!
Son: Main Torah open.
Captain Biggun: It's John Holmes !!
Veteran: How are you nOObs?
KLINGONS: All your geeks are belong to us!
Covenant: You are on your way to fragging.
Rabbi: What you say? ~consults Torah for information~
Player 3: You have no chance to buy this time!
George Washington: ha ha ha
Yuji Naka: SEGA!!
King Théoden: Take off every Elf.
Player 1: I know what I am doing
nOOb1: Move T.Ryu-jin.
Kirk: For...great...Shatner!

I would have deleted Cosmo Richards, but I have no idea what half of it is going on about, so for all I know, it's hilarious... --Strange but untrue 22:00, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Addition of another AYB[edit]

I'd like to add one of my own, but I'd like to get consent first... I'm not even sure if it'd be funny, but I made it a long time ago. It's... (shamefully) Inuyasha-based. XD

Not that I'm a fan of the show.

But if it's alright I'll throw it in, cause I only figured it'd be worth a shot. If not, it's alright, no big deal at all. Forgive me if I'm asking a stupid question. Hanyouman 05:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

General guide to AYB-ing: if it's funny in a unique way, then all well and good. If it's just replacing the characters and objects with others just so you get to make them speak in broken English, there's really no reason to laugh at it. (Check the page history for examples before the killing spree.) I'm talking in general terms because I have no idea what Inuyasha is... Which, incidentally, does make me wonder if it would appeal very widely...? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:58, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, going over it, it's indeed replacing characters and objects with others in relation to Inuyasha, but not to make them speak in broken english... just because I thought it could relate to AYB.
Inuyasha is a manga and anime that NEVER ENDS for great justice.
And I'm not sure on that appeal thing, but I do love making fun of it from time to time... =3
However, if it's not funny enough, then it's really not a big deal. Though I'm still hesitant on adding it... Hanyouman 18:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Much as I hate to make you crestfallen... We do have loads of AYBs, so competition is stiff. And it is rather similar to some of the ones I deleted. So in the name of letting nobody accuse me of double-standards (and for great justice of course), I'm zapping it. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:12, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, it is disappointing, but, I'm not going to fight against you over it, so I'll just stick with your decision despite that. I didn't think it'd last, but hey, I tried. Just so long as there is no hard feelings between us. Hanyouman 16:27, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Mr. Treason[edit]

Shouldn't Mr. Treason in the Wikipedia-version be Wheely Willy or somebody? 19:16, 5 January 2007 (UTC) (also known as timmytiptoe)

In Farming[edit]

What do you think? It's an evil sheep!

That should clearly have been "All your baaaas are belong to us". I'm not saying that makes it better or worse or anything else, just that this conclusion is inevitable. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:32, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Owned you are.[edit]

{{allyourbase}} {{Frohman}}

What you say? -- Hanyouman 10:14, 11 May 2007 (UTC)


I just have to say, months from now, I feel bad for imposing like I did on this article even though I was only trying to be funny. I feel stupid. ^^' Hanyouman 17:32, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

In A.D. 1917 war was beginning.

Nicholas II: What happen? Soldier: Somebody set us up the revolution. Messenger: We get commies. Nicholas II: What! Messenger: Main letter open. Nicholas II: (reading letter) It’s you!! Lenin: How are you gentlemen!! Lenin: All your means of production are belong to us. Lenin: You are on the way to socialism. Nicholas II: What he say!! Lenin: You have no chance to exploit the proletariat make your time. Lenin: Ha ha ha ha …. Messenger: Czar! Nicholas II: Take off every ‘kulak’!! Nicholas II: You know what you doing. Nicholas II: Move ‘kulak”. Nicholas II: For great feudalism.

Is mine OK?[edit]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us. The Movie!!1!1

In 2007. Windows Vista was beginning

Windows Vista User: What Happen ?
Computer: Somebody set up us the UAC.
Windows Vista: We get BSoD.
Windows Vista User: What !
Windows Vista Support: Main computer turn off and on.
Windows Vista User: It's you !!
BILL(Gates): How are you gentlemen !!
BILL: All your RAM are belong to us.
BILL: You are on the way to losing all your work.
Windows Vista User: What you say !!
BILL: You have no chance to back up make your time.
BILL: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Computer: 'Press and key to terminate the application'
Windows Vista User: Take off every 'Vista Install' !!
Windows Vista User: You know what you doing.
Windows Vista User: Install 'Linux'.
Windows Vista User: For great justice.

BTW I'm not a vista Hater or anything like that, i just thought it would be funny to make one like this.... - Turk brown 19:12, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Cold War All your base is incorrect[edit]

It should be

Khrushchev: In AD 1962, war was beginning. Khrushchev: Somebody set up us the missile bases in Turkey Khrushchev: We get signal. Khrushchev: Main missiles turn on. Khrushchev: It's you! Kennedy: How are you gentlemen? All your missile base in Cuba are belong to us. Khrushchev: What you say? Kennedy: You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha. Khrushchev: For great Communism, Take off every MiG!


When I used BabelFish to translate from the original Japanese text, I got this:

Western calendar 2101 fight started. Captain: Just that how it did, word it is! Engineer: No person it seems that it could set up the explosive according to.

Communication operator: Captain! Communication entered!

Captain: No !

Communication operator: Vision comes to the main screen.

Captain: As for you!

CATS: Don't you think? Busily so is, the ladies and gentlemen.

CATS: With the cooperation of the Federal Government troop, everything CATS received your base.

CATS: Also your warship, gradually probably is end.

Captain: Foolish ...!

CATS: You appreciate in your cooperation.

CATS: Before making the life which at the very most remains and is little, important....

CATS: ...

Communication operator: Captain....

Captain: In ZIG all machine takeoff order! !

Captain: Already, only you entrust to them.

Captain: Our future desires...

Captain: It is the . ZIG! !

Should that replace the current BabelFish (which I beleive isn't real)? 12:22, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Too many unfunny AYB parodies[edit]

There are far too many new unfunny AYB parodies. I don't want to start a revert war by reverting some of them, but doesn't anyone else here agree? Ethereal 08:27, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

How about this?[edit]

In Porno[edit]

In back of dark living room
Porn was beginning.
Man #1: What happen ?
Man #2: Somebody set up us the porn.
Man #3: We get erection.
Man #1: Woo !
Man #3: Main computer turn on.
Man #1: It's you !!
VIRUS: How are you gentlemen !!
VIRUS: All your porn are belong to us.
VIRUS: You are on the way to chastity.
Man #1: What you say !!
VIRUS: You have no chance to be pleasure make your penis.
VIRUS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Man #3: DAMN !!
Man #1: Take off every 'Norton Antivirus' !!
Man #1: You know what you doing.
Man #1: Remove 'VIRUS'.
Man #1: For great erection.

Since it's a featured article, I need to get consent before putting it. --Evelynrey2 10:37, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

AYB (Lupin III version)[edit]

Does anybody want to make a CATS Zenigata photo? --Ryanasaurus0077 01:46, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

someone should make one based on the Eliot Spitzer scandal. just a suggestion

In Soviet Russia, section misses YOU!![edit]

Whatever happened to the Russian Reversal version of All Your Base Are Belong To Us? -- A. Exeunt 03:54, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Deleted AYBs[edit]

Not all of the deleted AYBs were made by "a currently banned user". --Ryanasaurus0077 16:22, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

  • I've re-added my AYBs, for instance. --Ryanasaurus0077 00:10, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Again, I'm not so sure about what to do with copyright and stuff, but I think this picture would be great in this article: funny-pictures-cat-sound-studio.jpg


I have to suggest this...[edit]

I assume the reason the page is protected is because there are so many of these, but I can't help but suggest one more.

In A.D. 2008
Election was beginning.
McCain: What happen?
Adviser: Somebody set up us the polls.
Adviser: We get phone call.
McCain: What?
Adviser: Main land line turn on.
McCain: It's you!
Obama: How are you gentlemen!
Obama: All your swing state are belong to us.
Obama: You are on the way to destruction.
McCain: What you say!!
Obama: You have no chance to win make your concession speech.
Obama: Ha ha ha ha...
Adviser: Senator!
McCain: Take off every campaign ad!
McCain: You know what you doing.
McCain: Move ad.
McCain: For great justice.

Mr. Upstage 21:41, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Version Limitations on Main Article?[edit]

There are a lot of AYBABTU versions on Uncyclopedia now, and I was wondering if we should place a limit on the number of versions shown in the main article, while at the same time linking the Level 2 header to the example (on wheels) sub-article. -- A. Exeunt 06:29, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

WTF happened?[edit]

Why do we now have a bunch of formulaic listcruft in place of what was once a good featured article? If no one complains within the next five seconds, I'm reverting it all. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:49, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:'All your base' declared dead -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:51, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
I was asking a similar question weeks back. Thanks for injecting some logic back, Syndrome. -- A. Exeunt 08:47, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't see that there was already an example (ON WHEELS!!!) page, so I went ahead and made another one. It shouldn't cause any harm to have two alternate pages for people to play with. After all, we have fifty articles on Jesus.
Like many, I don't like it when a good featured article gets overrun with unrelated jokes and IPcruft, but the solution is really simple: revert and maybe set up an alternate page so people can contribute without ruining what's already there. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:18, 24 February 2009 (UTC)


Wow, the hikipedia (finnish uncyclopedia) version is so much greater than this crappy article. SO MUCH SAUSAGE! Check it out for Great justice: .. Main screen turn on. Most parts are in english. lolcats LOLCATS 19:14, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Oh nooo! I have to think about historical context to understand this article! *Scratches head violently, as if trying to cope with the strain* It's just... so... originial! No memetic regurgitation or anything! *Collapses into a fetal position and cowers* How am I supposed to comprehend something that isn't filtered into a template I've seen millions of times before? Brain no can take! *Runs off crying to Encyclopedia Dramatica* --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:39, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
I can now cross "De-redlink the AYBABTU article on the Finnish Uncyclopedia" off of my list of things to do before I die. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 23:29, October 26, 2009 (UTC)