Senior Dream
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Credits[edit | edit source]
- Based on Teenage Dream by: Katy Perry
- Lyrics written by: βia§
- Vocals vocalized by: To Be Determined
Inspiration[edit | edit source]
In a recent interview with Katie Couric, βia§ told her that his album "Under the Weather" was based on his fears in life. Seeing as his first single, Washingtonians was based on his fear of Washington State, he wanted his next single, Senior Dream, to reflect his morbid phobia of old people. The following is a tract from the interview:
- Katie: What inspired "Senior Dream", βia§?
- βia§: Well, Katie, when I was young, I was trapped in a senior living center cafeteria. The sight of the many Old people gorging themselves with Oatmeal, prunes, and other Organic foods scarred me for life. When I regained a hold of myself, I began to wonder how these people operated during their normal lives. Seeing as they still view Russia as an evil empire, that Joseph Stalin is still alive & the biggest threat to the free world, that Lyndon Baines Johnson is still president, and that grocery prices are about 5 cents, I decided to compose a small ode to them.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
- You think I'm drive well
- When I run the kids all down
- Restrain from bathing
- Because I’m afraid I’ll drown
- I hate teenagers
- Especially the ones that hang downtown
- I once was happy
- Until I lost my bird
- You always helped me
- With those dang-nab crosswords
- Love Elvis Presley
- But this generation thinks he’s absurd
- Let's play golf alone tonight
- No wheelchairs, just canes
- Then I’ll bake until I die
- You and I
- We'll be old forever!
- You help me
- Accommodate
- To the Senior Dream
- Turn the massage chair on
- I hate teens
- Retire now
- Oh no, anxiety attack!
- Anxiety attack!
- Talk myself
- To sleep always at night
- Hate the dark
- Then I got a night-light
- Meds on time
- So I can stop
- These panic attacks
- These panic attacks!
- Afraid of stairwells
- Because I get vertigo
- Love shuffle boarding
- And winning at bingo
- Is Russia still the
- Enemy of the world?
- I want prunes!
- Let's watch news tonight
- No wheelchairs, just canes
- Then I’ll buy a tiny dog
- You and I
- We'll be old forever
- You help me
- Accommodate
- To the Senior Dream
- Turn the massage chair on
- I hate teens
- Retire now
- Oh no, anxiety attack!
- Anxiety attack!
- Talk myself
- To sleep always at night
- Hate the dark
- Then I got a night-light
- Meds on time
- So I can stop
- These panic attacks
- These panic attacks!
- Listening to jazz all day
- Eating crème brûlée
- Live the senior dream tonight
- Take all of my meds each day
- Watch my hair turn gray
- Live the senior dream tonight!
- You help me
- Accommodate
- To the Senior Dream
- Turn the massage chair on
- I hate teens
- Retire now
- Oh no, anxiety attack!
- Anxiety attack!
- Talk myself
- To sleep always at night
- Hate the dark
- Then I got a night-light
- Meds on time
- So I can stop
- These panic attacks
- These panic attacks!