User:Bias

This User is too Friggin' Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

Biography

Bias started as an idea. That idea grew into a cloud of dust, which then progressed to an egg form. This egg form passed both the House and the Senate, and finally became Bias.

βia§ is the unholy union of Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey, as is seen in this startling video

Random Crap Warning

Writing random crap on this page will result in me sending a horde of Mudkips, led by Lady Gaga and her pet grue.

Novel Ideas

1. The transformation of Bias to βia§. Success is imminent.

2. Butter. It was all my invention.

3. Windows 7 was my idea. So back off.

Albums & Tracks on UnTunes

Here are meh track covers. Only Washingtonians (EDIT: Senior Dream is also out, still needs vocals) is out, but you can fantasize about what the others will be about. NO COPYING: or I will send the aforementioned army to your house.

Beautiful, I know. The last 2 songs will come. Shortly... βia§ EATS <insert name here>es all the time :) 18:46, September 10, 2010 (UTC)