Kevikannadian Commie Party of Pibo Manitoba

K.C.P.P.M.
Kevikannadian Commie Party
of Pibo Manitoba
	Great Seal of the KCPPM
General Information
Founded	2019
Ideology	Grouchomarxism-Leninadism
Country	O Canada, O Kannada
Politburo	KewDiePie
Affiliation	Commie Party of Uncyclopedia

TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG!...

Da Sweded KCPPM – Kevikannadian Commie Party of Pibo Manitoba is our home and native commie party, one of the founding members of the CPU, da Great and Eternal Commie Party of Uncyclopedia.

History[edit | edit source]

The Kevikannadian Commie Party (KKCP) and the Commie Front of Pibo Manitoba (CFPM) merged to form the Kevikannadian Commie Party of Pibo Manitoba in 2019... And that was how the myth began. Anyway, a minority of dissidents, made up of masochistic cooks, formed the KFC (Kevikannadian Fried Commies), a short-lived party & fast food eaten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a regular KCPPM member. Nobody can betray the KCPPM.

Anthem[edit | edit source]

ಓ ಕನ್ನಡ! ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ ಮತ್ತು ಸ್ಥಳೀಯ ಕೆವ್! ನಮ್ಮೆಲ್ಲರ ಪ್ಯೂಡಿಪೈ ಆಜ್ಞೆ.^[1]
O Kannada!
Our home and native Kev!
The PewDiePie in all of us command.
With blowing farts, we see the rice,
Meaningless words are free!
From the EFPEC,
O Kannada, we stand on guard for thee.
Mao keep our land, aymsploturd-free!
O CPU, we stand on guard for tea!
O CPU, we stand on guard for tree!

Ke Vinh Dong: the Vietnamese special forces[edit | edit source]

Pepé Le PewDiePie stands on guaяd foя thee too! Vote 4 KCPPM

The Kể Vỉnh Đổng (KVD), officially the "Hochiminhist-Sankarist Vietnamese Red Maple Army of Da KCPPM", is the super secret elite special force commando of the KCPPM. This sort of SWAT is based in the Vietnamese city of Vinh. The KVD's battle march and anthem is an arcane ancient warfare song whose engraved tables were found on the bottom of Mekong River, and whose meaning is still unknown. Anthem's title is "SLẰPPẮLLÂPPÃ LẶPPẢLLẦPPẤ CẠCẶTỎNỂDỈTỮCẪN! SLẰPPẮLLÂPPÃ LẶPPẢLLẦPPẤ CẠCẶTỎNỂDỈTỮCẪN! TSỄ TỰNG! KỆ VỊNH! VĨNH ĐỖNG! ZẺ ĐỘNG!"