Pope Oscar the Grouch I

“Oh Pope Oscar, my lord and king!”

~ Oscar Wilde

“No Pope Oscar, I'm your father”

~ Pope Benedict 1 said this after a long duel with Oscar

Oscar is still trapped in the 30's with the Wicked Witch of the West whom has come to the Holy See for vacation

Pope Oscar the Grouch I also known as Mega Pope is the current and oldest pope in office having been born in 1227 and having slept with over 600 homeless women. He is also known for his bad case of STD, and bad temper around people who like Hazbin Hotel he thinks that one day Spiderman will come to Italy as well as Mordor. He likes to play Habbo Hotel and loves burning government documents.

Early life

Origins for Flanders, Sleeping With Homeless Women, and Running away to Rome.

John de "Oscar" the Grouch was born in 1227 to Matilda de Rex in a red light district in Amsterdam who got him birthed after a interaction with her pimp. As he grew up he had many lovers who were homeless women many of whom he slept with thankfully not turning into some Romeo and Juliet bullshit. he ran away to Rome after joining NoFap Classes which encouraged him to not be a pimp and to become "mega pope".

Taking Classes and starting his Popehood

The Holy See Kindergarten photo of 1247. Oscar was about 20 at the Time

Darth Pope during his duel with Pope Oscar

After making it there in 1247 he took classes for a short while before he entered the Holy See where in the Saint Peter's Basilica he met Pope Benedict 16.0 whom bugged him off due to "small penis" issues. But Oscar did not and kept studying everything about being mega pope before then he knew more the Pope Benedict 16.0 this made 16.0 pissed so he challenged Oscar to a lightsaber duel which killed 16.0, just before dying 16.0 revealed the he was in fact Oscar's estranged father/pimp after that he thanked the NoFap forums user and began to rule over the Holy See.

Pope Oscar's bodyguard: Spiderman.

Pope Oscar the Grouch I

After defeating 16.0 he was called the new Pope here are some of the events that have happened.

Commission for a wall painting for the Sistine Chapel from Michelangelo.

After getting bad reviews from the Holy Roman Empire about the empty Sistine Chapel, he asked world famous hentai artist Michelangelo to create a masterpiece but this took over 4 years but the result was the same as his other paintings.