Pink Sauce
Pink Sauce was a weapon of mass destruction created by former North Korean spy Chef Pii. Released via TikTok in 2022 under the guise of a condiment, the weapon affected more than 5,700 people before its production facility was seized by the FDA in early 2023. Despite Pii attempted to collaborate with a condiment company, the FBI convinced the company to stop collaborating. Since then, Pii has escaped and is currently being tracked down by the CIA.
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In early 2021, Kim Jong-un had sent Chef Pii to China, after dressing her up to seem like an American. In China, she was instructed on the plan, which was to create a mixture so foul, that anyone who dared consume it would certainly get diseases. The burgeoning Chef Pii proposed a distinctly-pink colored sauce, which would be prepared so horrifically badly, that anyone who dared to consume it would be incapable to do anything.
Liking her idea, the Chinese government sent her to the United States to sell her sauce to the Army and Navy, which would cripple the soldiers, therefore making it easy for Chinese forces to invade the nation. There, she was gifted a TikTok account by the Croatians, who also hated the Americans. In June 2022, she released the product, advertising it on TikTok as a viable condiment. Sadly, at that time, the CIA had prohibited all soldiers from using the site, preventing her idea from working.
Instead of soldiers, she attracted generally inept TikTokers, who thought that eating suspiciously pink gel in a bottle was perfectly fine. They were poisoned, but didn't die, meaning that Chef Pii had woefully failed. Additionally, the Feds had raided her warehouse, learning of her plan while Chef Pii was in Croatia. They sadly erased her recipe and destroyed her products, stating that they would find Pii and arrest her for crimes against humanity. Upon learning about that, Pii would flee into Mexico and has not been seen since. As of 2024, Pink Sauce is no longer relevant.
