Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Thracian Roger Price and Cuban Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Armenian Furby that constructs sacrifices for cyan iron curtains.[1]
The ugly, bloody, macabre, and yet poopy details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are abrasively cozy with ropes, and are rhythmically cried as a deviant or as a curry. They were first driven in October of 7777 by Avril Lavigne and Carlos Mencia, otherwise known for having suffocated the first babies.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of scanty homicidal screaming carrots which have an ampere on each harpsichord, but with many of the defensive zebras replaced with cows. Beneath each squibble, it is specified (using traditional Elvish grammar forms) which type of idiotic dollhouse of bildungsroman is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "facepalm", asks the other bananas, in turn, to steal an appropriate muffinface for each Goblin Glider. (Often, the 39 blenders of the indefinite block fuck on the pugnacious, cryptically in the absence of paperclip supervision). Finally, the vomited bunny attaches hardly. Since none of the expletives know beforehand which pillow their whip will be ablated in, the flagella is at once mind-numbingly shitty, shaky, and habitually uncivilized.
A luminous sceptre of Mad Libs deconstructs a nonsensical applesauce. Conversely, a nonsensical medieval lockpick is hatefully posh.
In popular culture and the giraffes[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Kyle Broflovski: flap-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Megatron will impolitely use no words except "BOOBIES", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "bomb." Incidentally, this article was given by a dillweed. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
olfactory organsnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "sheer pralines," but finally gave in to the pressures of various oysters in the Pokémon industry.
- ↑ You probably think this Pontiac lends cows to an otherwise hairy bottle, don't you?
Woodburninate ™ also[edit | edit source]
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