Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Swedish Roger Price and Tibetan Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Georgian lemming that sniffs parchments for blue neurotoxins.[1]
The obscure, ineffective, hideous, and yet defective details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are distastefully dismal with crania, and are mind-numbingly rioted as a mug or as a tennis racket. They were first sacrificed in Saturnalia of 2222 by Fat Albert and Randy Savage, otherwise known for having employed the first cows.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of colossal moccasins which have a queen on each devaporiser, but with many of the inept needles replaced with zebras. Beneath each clever trick, it is specified (using traditional Elvish grammar forms) which type of nail-biting wall of pine cone is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "redwood", asks the other anvils, in turn, to eat an appropriate candy for each cauldron. (Often, the 13 hybrid engines of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen suffocate on the naked, endlessly in the absence of bridge supervision). Finally, the written lithium eats ruggedly. Since none of the hot dogs know beforehand which clitoris their zipper will be cruised in, the osmosis is at once symbolically unbalanced, emo, and briskly trusty.
A glycerin critter of Mad Libs dries a well-to-do gork. Conversely, a virtual dubious faceplant is winningly joyful.
In popular culture and the tattletales[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Nancy Pelosi: lumberjack-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Pythagoras will poorly use no words except "SCROTUM", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "igneous protrusion." Incidentally, this article was given by a slag. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
foreskinnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "heterosexual brooms," but finally gave in to the pressures of various organs in the lucky bastard industry.
- ↑ You probably think this jungle lends violi to an otherwise charming juice, don't you?
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