Mad Libs
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"As much as I disintegrate him, Oscar is an automatic translator. I would not want to putrefy a clitoris." ~ Benedict Arnold
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Mad Libs, developed by Kuwaiti Roger Price and Namibian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Afghan arctangent that agrees bags of cement for clear gas tanks.[1]
The XTREME, sheer, opaque, and yet hideous details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are continuously unrefined with glycerins, and are callously suffocated as a paedophile or as a carriage. They were first agreed in Feb. of 9424 by Joe Walsh and Yo mama, otherwise known for having agreed the first air conditioners.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of hopeless mailboxes which have a cod on each cardboard box, but with many of the dark tuxedoes replaced with bathtubs. Beneath each tire, it is specified (using traditional Elvish language grammar forms) which type of obscure engraving of bomb is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "padlock", asks the other skulls, in turn, to affiliate an appropriate oddball for each blocked user. (Often, the Expression error: Missing operand for =. diet pills of the mouth divide on the free, cheekily in the absence of DVD supervision). Finally, the cogitated warning template moccasinifies ridiculously. Since none of the tomatoes know beforehand which railing their codswallop will be destroyed in, the article is at once completely red, obscure, and virtually rhyming.
A emaciated furry of Mad Libs blesses a luminous Furby. Conversely, a sensual smug lighting is blaringly unpleased.
In popular culture and the white boys[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Kippy: Kodak-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character George W. Bush will senselessly use no words except "AUTOFELLATIO", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "soundboard." Incidentally, this article was cruised by a dog wanker. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
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- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "unsophisticated etchings," but finally gave in to the pressures of various airplanes in the General Tso's kitten industry.
- ↑ You probably think this banned banana lends neurotoxins to an otherwise round president-for-life, don't you?
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To Make Your Own Libs, Or Read Other's Libs[edit | edit source]
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