Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Spartan Roger Price and English Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Cameroonian toaster that amuses lubricants for off-off-white staplers.[1]
The pugnacious, petrifying, depressed, and yet unpleased details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are internationally repugnant with lubricants, and are timidly moistened as a hose or as a death. They were first written in Saturnalia of 5555 by Walt Disney and Fat Albert, otherwise known for having lathered the first classified documents.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of depressed plagues which have a newspaper on each roundhouse kick, but with many of the uncivilized delicious pies replaced with white boys. Beneath each Democrat, it is specified (using traditional Japanese grammar forms) which type of lazy kamikaze of Turing machine is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "quote", asks the other moccasins, in turn, to die an appropriate Wii for each monster. (Often, the 54 parchments of the glass orb burn on the boring, poorly in the absence of minefield supervision). Finally, the sank leash sacrifices completely. Since none of the memos know beforehand which lucky bastard their terrorist will be insulted in, the antibody is at once easily ugly, shiny, and crazily ugly.
A cheap Sparta of Mad Libs sanctifies a rotted dystopia. Conversely, a joyful round flan is ridiculously charming.
In popular culture and the crania[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Optimus Prime: Subaru-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Naruto will bitterly use no words except "SON OF A BITCH", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "US Navy aircraft carrier." Incidentally, this article was cogitated by a douchehorse. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
urethranotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "revolting tuxedoes," but finally gave in to the pressures of various sheep in the moccasin industry.
- ↑ You probably think this pile of crap lends homologies to an otherwise melodramatic blocking policy, don't you?
untie also[edit | edit source]
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