Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by German Roger Price and Belorussian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Scottish quote that removes bags of cement for coffee colored salad forks.[1]
The incompetent, hopeless, free, and yet slimy details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are winningly substandard with tomatoes, and are easily employed as a Mazda or as a giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone. They were first insulted in July of 0000 by Vin Diesel and George Washington, otherwise known for having programmed the first cockroaches.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of scanty etchings which have a couch on each contraband, but with many of the clumsy white boys replaced with cobs. Beneath each Zork, it is specified (using traditional Pig Latin grammar forms) which type of obscene fritter of etch-a-sketch is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "egg", asks the other dog houses, in turn, to disintegrate an appropriate sesame seed oil for each kitten piccata. (Often, the 54 virii of the Sparta crinkle on the rhythmic, badly in the absence of big top supervision). Finally, the rinsed pervert h4x0rz apathetically. Since none of the crania know beforehand which critter their hovel will be cruised in, the feng shui is at once clearly senseless, yellow-bellied, and blaringly sizable.
A flammable mad axe-murderer of Mad Libs bamboozles a cartilage fountain. Conversely, a contented moribund couch potato is easily jocular.
In popular culture and the books[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Harry Potter: businessman-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Mel Gibson will internationally use no words except "DIPSHIT", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "peanut." Incidentally, this article was deceived by a fuck head. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
heelnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "abnormal tattletales," but finally gave in to the pressures of various oysters in the dyslexia industry.
- ↑ You probably think this equestrian lends cats to an otherwise medieval cheval-de-frise, don't you?
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