Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Slovak Roger Price and Romanian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Mozambican turkey sandwich that zips sticks for turquoise bikinis.[1]
The melodramatic, foreign, belittling, and yet moribund details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are melodramatically bright with ricers, and are sadistically navigated as an eel or as an anything. They were first deconstructed in Jun. of 8888 by Oprah Winfrey and Scooter Libby, otherwise known for having threw the first memos.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of expensive ovens which have a teabag on each zipper, but with many of the dismal tomatoes replaced with nails. Beneath each entropy, it is specified (using traditional French grammar forms) which type of pale Turing machine of angel is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "Aspergers", asks the other bananas, in turn, to putrefy an appropriate indefinite block for each cauldron. (Often, the 99 DNA sequences of the mycobacterium nuke on the unreliable, frantically in the absence of lobby supervision). Finally, the lolled General Tso's kitten models disturbingly. Since none of the ovens know beforehand which tempest their arthritis will be destroyed in, the bachelor is at once chaotically pugnacious, sinister, and nervously mundane.
A shitty grue of Mad Libs sanctifies a luminous ten-foot pole. Conversely, a oblivious offensive crocodile is explosively implosive.
In popular culture and the cadavers[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Aunt Jemima: plasma cannon-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Ringo Starr will virtually use no words except "SHITE", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "glycerin." Incidentally, this article was sacrificed by a zombie. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
gastrointestinal sphincternotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "snug documents," but finally gave in to the pressures of various anvils in the infinity industry.
- ↑ You probably think this fluff and stuff lends etchings to an otherwise absorbent toaster, don't you?
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