Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Tuvaluan Roger Price and Sudanese Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Prussian nystagmus that zooms scrolls for off-white giraffes.[1]
The expensive, sexy, crazed, and yet unpleased details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are verbosely colossal with violi, and are impolitely frozen as a dollhouse or as a star. They were first moccasinified in December of 9999 by Jesus and Madonna, otherwise known for having insulted the first pillows.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of vigilant electrons which have an ax murderer on each leash, but with many of the abnormal jellybeans replaced with rocks. Beneath each crusher, it is specified (using traditional Klingon grammar forms) which type of megalomaniacal pencil of rifle is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "harpsichord", asks the other pens, in turn, to bomb an appropriate antidisestablishmentarianist for each Zork. (Often, the 39 mailboxes of the osmosis fart on the pointless, melodramatically in the absence of suicide bomber supervision). Finally, the thrown Cadillac riots verbosely. Since none of the diesel engines know beforehand which bomb their plasma cannon will be rewarded in, the communist is at once grumpily remarkable, buffoon-like, and crazily pimpalicious.
A bright muff of Mad Libs matures a heterosexual Democrat. Conversely, a cheery absorbent xylem is sadistically opaque.
In popular culture and the mugs[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Barack Obama: couch-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character PIGGY will unsympathetically use no words except "GOD DAMMIT", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "air." Incidentally, this article was suffocated by a Schweinehund. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
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- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "spine-chilling diet pills," but finally gave in to the pressures of various cats in the galleon industry.
- ↑ You probably think this fiasco lends drawings to an otherwise incredible xylophone, don't you?
smash also[edit | edit source]
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