Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar

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Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar
1948 Arab-Israeli War 03.jpg
Jewish patrol unit, location unknown
Date 81,726 BC to 67,381 BC (14,345 years)
Location Eurasia & the Americas
Result Decisive Jewish victory, Proto-Sioux Commune becomes a Jewish military occupation zone
Territorial
changes
Americas falls under Jewish control, Atlantic Ocean almost vaporized
Belligerents
JewishBabylonianAramaic flag.svg Hyperjewish Megashahdom Indigiqueer flag by lvxlvn.svg Proto-Sioux Commune
Strength
At least 3.2 Billion Jews

7 Billion clones of Benjamin Netanyahu

Jewish Space Force

Jewish Superweapon Division

2.87 Billion Warriors

6.9 Trillion clones

Casualties and losses
1.3 Billion Jews

1 Trillion Netanyahu clones

700 million civilian deaths

1.67 Billion warriors

5.1 trillion clones

1.3 Billion civilian casualties

The Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar was an extremely devastating conflict from 81,726 BC to 67,381 BC that nearly obliterated the entire Atlantic Ocean and areas bordering it, killing 6.1 trillion, seeing the most widespread destruction in history, dwarfing even the Finno-Korean hyperwar.

Autism superweapons, railhyperguns, Bose-Einstein Condensate cannons, ADHD lasers, and a variety of other superweapons were used extensevly during the war. The conflict is said to have been initiated as part of Jewish plans for global dominance and the eventual invasion of Agarthan Middle Earth and Hyperborea.

Background[edit | edit source]

The Hyperjewish Megashahdom (or just Jewish Megasahdom, Hyperjews, Jews, etc.) had been established around 98,700 BC, and had rapidly expanded across Eurasia, optimizing technology to conquer and autism-ify many non-Jewish populations, including the Proto-Aryans and Proto-Proto-Indo-Europeans. Many years before the Hyperjews, however, the Proto-Sioux Commune had unified the Americas by diplomacy, and had been a large global influence, helping to establish many communes globally that were soon conquered by the Hyperjews, angering and fearing the Proto-Sioux. These tensions would continue to rise until the Hyperjews would fire upon a Proto-Sioux space dreadnought with autism & ADHD lasers, leading to the Proto-Sioux declaring war.

The Atlantic Front (81,726 BC-80,518 BC)[edit | edit source]