Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar

Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar
Jewish patrol unit, location unknown
Date 81,726 BC to 67,381 BC (14,345 years) Location Eurasia & the Americas Result Decisive Jewish victory, Proto-Sioux Commune becomes a Jewish military occupation zone Territorial changes Americas falls under Jewish control, Atlantic Ocean almost vaporized
Belligerents
Hyperjewish Megashahdom	Proto-Sioux Commune
Strength
At least 3.2 Billion Jews 7 Billion clones of Benjamin Netanyahu Jewish Space Force Jewish Superweapon Division	2.87 Billion Warriors 6.9 Trillion clones
Casualties and losses
1.3 Billion Jews 1 Trillion Netanyahu clones 700 million civilian deaths	1.67 Billion warriors 5.1 trillion clones 1.3 Billion civilian casualties

The Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar was an extremely devastating conflict from 81,726 BC to 67,381 BC that nearly obliterated the entire Atlantic Ocean and areas bordering it, killing 6.1 trillion, seeing the most widespread destruction in history, dwarfing even the Finno-Korean hyperwar.

Autism superweapons, hyperrailguns, Bose-Einstein Condensate cannons, ADHD lasers, and a variety of other superweapons were used extensevly during the war. The conflict is said to have been initiated as part of Jewish plans for global dominance and the eventual invasion of Agarthan Middle Earth and Hyperborea.

Background

The Hyperjewish Megashahdom (or just Jewish Megasahdom, Hyperjews, Jews, etc.) had been established around 98,700 BC, and had rapidly expanded across Eurasia, optimizing technology to conquer and autism-ify many non-Jewish populations, including the Proto-Aryans and Proto-Proto-Indo-Europeans. Many years before the Hyperjews, however, the Proto-Sioux Commune had unified the Americas by diplomacy, and had been a large global influence, helping to establish many communes globally that were soon conquered by the Hyperjews, angering and fearing the Proto-Sioux. These tensions would continue to rise until the Hyperjews would fire upon a Proto-Sioux space dreadnought with autism & ADHD lasers, leading to the Proto-Sioux declaring war.

The Atlantic Front (81,726 BC-76,189 BC)

The Atlantic Front would open in the days following the Sioux declaration of war, with Sioux landings beginning in Africa, met with heavy bombardment from the Jews. Despite the attempts of the Jews, the Sioux had managed to use the element of surprise and irregular tactics (such as 6-7 bombardment, underground warfare, etc.) to secure much of Namibia, South Africa, and Liberia. In response to growing Jewish counteroffensives and an incoming superarmy, the Sioux would dig in and glass much of the territory they had, moving underground and digging tunnels. Throughout the next century, the Sioux would stage attacks across Africa, and only being intercepted in the Suez in 81,625 BC, being captured and executed.

Hyperjewish invasion of Canada (81,625 BC-81,518 BC)

In response to the glassing of a portion of Africa, the Hyperjews would launch their space fleet and, from orbit, deploy thousands of Jews into Canada, who would wreak havoc on the Sioux by setting fire to the plentiful Canadian rainforests (at the time, Canada was tropical due to Sioux terraforming), which would trigger an ecological disaster. This so-called Canadian Disaster would cause many to perish and destroy roads, preventing the Sioux from delivering supplies to the fires, which led to a feedback loop scorching much of Canada and the Proto-Proto-Algonquian inhabitants. The destruction of these rainforests would cause the Late Plesitocene Rainforest Collapse (LPRC), causing the extinction of many species adapted to the Canadian rainforests. In response, the Sioux would launch their own space fleet to intercept still incoming Jewish dropships, culminating in the Battle of the Van Allen Belt, where retreating dropships and their escorts were intercepted by the Proto-Sioux. This battle would destroy the Jews and their capabilities to deploy into Canada, brining an end to the Canadian Disaster. The ecological damage is still immense, with Canada's modern shit climate reflecting the consequences of the Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar.

Battle of the Atlantic (81,518 BC-80,518 BC)

After the pyrrhic victory in Canada, the ground forces of the Proto-Sioux were largely depleted, leaving only the Proto-Sioux navy and air force capable. Now having quite the upper hand, the Hyperjews would launch a large-scale attack on the reeling Proto-Sioux navy in advance. This attack, which occurred in a location parallel to Pearl Harbor on Antipearl Harbor, would prove disastrous for the Hyperjews, who would lose a great deal of their bombers and battleships in the attack. Attempting to keep them down and unable to rebuild a proper navy/air force, the Proto-Sioux and their glassing bombers would launch from Antipearl Harbor in 81,518 BC, and would engage Hyperjewish fleets undergoing repairs in Lisbon. The harbor there would be glassed by the Proto-Sioux, and the now beached and melting ships would be blown up by Proto-Sioux barrages. The Hyperjews, in response, would engage in fervent vaporization from their own glassing bombers and draining of the Atlantic Ocean, resulting in the extinction of many deep-sea creatures due to the decrease in pressure brought on by the lowering sea levels. Cruisers dedicated solely to anti-air would be mass produced, but it would prove futile by 80,518 BC. The Atlantic had been drained almost totally by then, paving the way for a Hyperjewish ground invasion of the Americas.

Stalemate on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge (80,518 BC-76,189 BC)

As the Hyperjews began the long journey across the Atlantic Salt Flats, the Proto-Sioux would combat this by airdropping engineers and troops on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, constructing Hypertrenches and many Supermachine gun emplacements, hoping to intercept the Hyperjews as they came. These measures, although significant, only managed to halt the Hyperjews and force them onto the defensive, doing little to actually harm them. The Proto-Sioux thereafter ended up turning to cloning technology, now worryingly close to a massive manpower shortage.

Hyperjewish Breakthrough & offensive into Moccaboston (76,189 BC-74,193 BC)

After the stalemate, the Sioux would rapidly run out of manpower, and increased Hyperjewish hyperdrone strikes would lead to the complete collapse of Sioux logistics, leading to the Hyperjews being able to break through at Condor Seamount (then known as Thečhíȟila Seamount). Hyperjewish divisions rapidly stormed across the Atlantic Salt Flats, quickly laying siege to Moccaboston, an important naval base of the Sioux.