Jesse Pinkman

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Jesse "boy-toy" Pinkman is the main sex appeal of AMC's hit show Breaking Bad. He's not very good at selling drugs but his white boy charm sure helps.

Love Life[edit | edit source]

Everyone wants him so bad. He has some lovers, but his evil yandere husband gets rid of them all to keep Jesse for himself!!!

His husband, Waltuh, hates him with an unquenchable rage. Jesse also hates Waltuh, but they cannot stop fucking. His bald head and grumpy old man demeanor are irresistible!!

i have two sides...

Character[edit | edit source]

Jesse is arguably the most popular Breaking Bad character. He is Waltuh's sidekick and helps him sell crystal meth. He was originally planned to be killed off in the first season, but was so popular among fans that the creators decided to let him live. He has appeared in every BrBa adaptation up to date (Seasons 1-5, Better Call Saul, El Camino).

Fanbase[edit | edit source]

Mr. Pinkman is very popular among the woke left. They call him their "uwu catboy". He is often seen as a Do-Good Perfect Boy Who Can Do No Wrong. It is very easy to find fanart of him on Tumblr. His character has also earned critical acclaim.

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