Jeffrey Lebowski

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~ Jeffrey Lebowski on everything
The face of a stoner and White Russian drinker

Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (born on November 28,1940) is a Los Angeles resident who is one of the laziest people who ever lived who has an addiction to alcoholic White Russian drinks who was almost killed in 1991 by four German nihilists who were all once members of the German electronic band Kraftwerk. He is better known simply as "The Dude". In 1998, the Coen Brothers directed a movie about his life called "The Big Lebowski", which became a instant success to American audiences, but not so much in other countries. But most importantly, he likes to bowl.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

The Dude's father.

Jeffrey was born to James and Angela Lebowski on November 28,1940 in Los Angeles, California. As a child, he was taught to be lazy and slack off. Like most stoners, he dropped out of high school in the 11th grade to bowl, work at a bar, and to drink.

The Car Stealing Incident[edit | edit source]

Before he was almost killed by German nihilists in 1991, his car was stolen by a 14 year old teen named Larry Sellers whose father was Arthur Digby Sellers, the writer of some lame 1950's TV show called Branded. His friend, Walter Sobchak tried to teach him a lesson, but Larry could care less.

The 1991 Incident[edit | edit source]

The so-called nihilists who tried to murder him and his friends.

In 1991, he was a victim of a false identity case caused by four German nihilists who used to be members of the German band Kraftwerk. His friends Walter Sobchak and Theodore Donald Kerabatsos tried to help him, Walter defeating the stupid Germans but Theodore dying of a heart attack at the bowling alley. Jeffrey survived, and married a 35 year old woman named Maude. Another man named Jesus Quintana was also behind the murder plan.

The movie[edit | edit source]

In 1998, the Coen Brothers (of Fargo fame) ironically, written and produced a movie based on Jeffrey's life simply titled "The Big Lebowski". Although it sounds like a bad movie, it rocked. It starred Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey Lebowski, John Goodman as Walter, Steve Buscemi as Theodore (or in this case, Donny). It also starred three weird Germans as the nihilists, Jullianne Moore as Maude, and John Turturro as Jesus Quintana, made a pedophile in this case instead of a murderer.

Today[edit | edit source]

Jeffrey is still lazy as fuck, but has a son named Jeffrey Lebowski Jr. and a wife named Maude living in Los Angeles. His son fucking hates his laziness.

See also[edit | edit source]

The Big Lebowski, Dude, Stoner, Bowling