HowTo talk:Become a Lawyer

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Summary of today's edits and moves[edit source]

I moved the "Lawyers" article to HowTo:Become a Lawyer as that article is a how-to article. (It was a two part move, as I accidentally first moved it to "HowTo:Become" as I hit the enter key too soon by mistake.) I then made Lawyers namespace into a redirect page that redirects to Lawyer. I edited both articles so that they have references to the other: The How To has the reference at the top, while the Lawyer article has the reference in the "see also" section. I removed the merge template on both articles as both articles are, IMHO, worth having: one as an article on lawyers generally, and the other as an article on how to become a laywer. --Ogopogo +S (TALK) 12:51, 24 May 2006 (UTC)


So very true[edit source]

Check your liver at the door; so very much truth to that. Sigh. Someone who knows what law school is like (like me) and who has the motivation to do anything (unlike me) ought to make some joke about lawyers being unafraid of going to Hell because law school is worse than anything Hell could throw at them. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 15:11, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Copyright and Fair Use for Parodies[edit source]

It is a sad day when one cannot use copyrighted lyrics for parodies under the "fair use" clause of the copyright act. Not even one line, or the RIAA will sue at the drop of a hat. Ironic that Weird Al uses musical scores in his parody songs under "fair use" of the copyright act for his parodies, but we cannot use even one line of his lyrics for our parody. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:16, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Apparent Jewish undertone[edit source]

given that it's not particularly amusing in itself to claim that lawyers must be Jewish (oh, you know, strictness, money-grubbing, all the usual ugly steryotypes) I've removed the intro section and replaced it with the proper "HowTo" bit. — 66.195.208.98 02:18, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

i think that the massed murder is a sad sad tragedy and i think that any-1 that wants to make jokes then they can just go suck a dick and move around