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You probably came to this page by accident, because everyone knows what a hole is. But there are some people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, and they have spent an inordinate amount of time contemplating what a hole really is (an activity which is known as navelgazing).

In topology[edit | edit source]

In topology, a hole is the thing a donut is wrapped around. Under this precise mathematical definition, a pipe has one hole, which goes all the way through.

In sexology[edit | edit source]

In sexology, a hole is something a man could conceivably fuck. The vagina is the ideal hole, and the standard by which all other holes are judged. Under this definition, a drinking straw has two absolutely terrible holes for a man with a very small dick. Women have like four or five fantastic holes and several more great ones. Men have zero holes, unless you're gay or in prison.

Unified definition[edit | edit source]

There is a branch of research combining both topology and sexology (something previously thought impossible). This field, which defines a hole as "something you can fuck all the way through", is known as hentai.

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