Having to pee
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Having to pee is a deadly and dangerous plague-like disease that almost all people will get at some point in their life. There is no cure for having to pee - one can only delay the inevitable. The disease will track you down. It will find you, and it will kill you.
History of the Disease
The First Known Cases of Having to Pee
Symptoms of Having to Pee
There are many symptoms of having to pee. Many of these are simply your brain telling you to get off the couch and empty your bowls, but some of them are caused by the having to pee itself.
- Panic attacks
- Suicidal thoughts
- Existential Angst
- Automatically drinking beer
- Playing "Daytona USA"
- Doing the potty dance
There are probably more symptoms than this, but nobody cares enough to find out.
Stages of having to pee
Knowing the stages of having to pee is instrumental. They include, but are probably not limited to:
- Denial: You deny the urge to pee. You continue to do whatever you are doing and "hold it in" camel-style.
- Anger: You realize that you have to pee, and cannot ignore it forever. This makes you angry, as you are currently playing an video game and don't want to throw your match.
- Peeing: You have waited for too long and have now peed yourself. But it won't be too messy if you're in a nursing home or wear diapers for the hell of it.