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another crappy idea from a noob like me

i had an idea for a new uncyc spin off, uncyclomedical, it could be used to judge all medical related articles, and the state their in could me a medical diagnosis (ie. ugly=food poisoning, icu=cancer) the finger that flames

wait, was it already here? did i just state an already made idea? TT_TT the finger that flames

Huh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 23:53 (UTC)

and there could be positions, like in a hospital, everyone starts as a patient in the uncyc psycological hospital, and they can go from intern, to nurse (lol), to assistant, doctor surgon, and so onthe finger that flames

I don't like this idea. Mostly because they might try to admit me and medicate me... I don't need their newfangled meds! Never took a one before, why would I now? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 00:23 (UTC)

it would be to help you become crazy, a nega hospitalthe finger that flames

Can I be the one to numb hot new patients?

*numb* *numb* *numb* *numb* *numb* *numb* *numb* *numb*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 04:45 (UTC)

sure, you need to wear this hot nurses outfit though *tosses clothes*

Ooh, Can I be a Viking? It's got nothing to do with the hospital thing I just want to be one. --Black Flamingo 18:53, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

You aren't one? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 18:54 (UTC)

Well, I am from the Wirral, which was one of two main Viking settlements in Britain, so I might have a little Norseman in me. But I want to be a full one, with a horned helmet and a long boat. Also I want to be married to Kate Bush. Can this all be sorted out for me? Thanks. --Black Flamingo 19:06, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Good luck with that. >.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 19:12 (UTC)

“ To whom it may concern,

Mr. Flamingo.

Sadly, the Elder council of the Fraternal Order of Vikings, Barbarians and Berserkers has deemed your blood to be too diluted to entitle you to the title "Norse". We cordially request you stop referring to yourself as a Viking.

However, if you call now, we will give you a double package of Swedish blondes, age 19, and with only slight adult film acting experience. Please enjoy this. We really do regret you not being able to join the team. Oh, you can sign your kids up, since their mom's 98% Viking.

”

Okay, so I might be kidding. The Order has gone a little sloppy as of late with its membership requirements. And I'm not technically a member of that bunch. My ancestors claimed direct descent from the boss man, Odinhimself. Be it true or not. "KEWL!" Völva -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:19, 14 Oct

oOoOoOh now i wanna be a viking!!!111!1!!one!eleven!goatse! the finger that flames

Damn Vikings. First they took my country, then they took my dream of becoming a Viking, but there's one thing they'll never take... --Black Flamingo 07:00, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Your virginity? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:59, 15 Oct

nooo.... they stolet hat toothe finger that flames