Forum:UnNews interview

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Forums: Index > Village Dump > UnNews interview
Note: This topic has been unedited for 5698 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.

I got me an interview with Mr. George Ouzounian, aka Maddox. Yeah, that's right. I bet you're all fucking jealous. It went something like this:

I'm Nathan Sullivan from Uncyclopedia's UnNews: Your source for up to the minute misinformation. If you've never heard of us, we're the guys The Onion plagiarize off of.
I'd like to set up a short interview with you for eventual publication and front-page coverage. We can do it over the phone, instant messaging, e-mail...whatever you're into, really. Please get back to me as soon as you can; let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or conditions.
Thanks.

His reply:

Email works. Big Uncyclopedia fan. Last time I checked, my entry only suggested I was gay 8 times. That's down from 12. You guys are fucking up.
Let's do it.

Coming soon! --EMC [TALK] 21:27, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Maddox? The Maddox? And he likes something I like??? !!!!! *faints*
Include that. Prime journalism, kiddo, gaging the people. Gotta tell the people what they think so they can think it, capiche? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:53, Mar 19
Capisce. --EMC [TALK] 22:33, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
¿Cómo? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:45, Mar 19