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For Canadian Uncyclopedians, BENSON is starting a Q6 team for the next Q6. Since last Q6, none of BENSON's friends answered any questions, BENSON is starting the first unofficial Q6 team cuz he knows you guys are more reliable. I mean, you have Uncyc accounts, so you must be... Anyways, it's this thing where if you're Canadian and have msn, you answer questions as a team and can win prizes. But you have to be Canadian. And smart. Anybody interested? Benson 22:29, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

What is Q6? If it involves trivia, count me in. I may not be Canadian, but I am exceptionally intelligent. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:14, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. Two years ago I had this guy from Portugal on my team, and they wouldn't give us points. You have to be living in Canada. Benson 00:30, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Damn. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 01:19, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

BENSON is Canadian? This makes him fifty times cooler. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:03, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

BENSON is Everywherian but he says he is Canadian for us puny monkeys to comprehend. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:06, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Canada's not a country. It was absorbed by Austria-Hungary ten years ago. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Which, if I'm mistaken, was annexed by Czechoslovakia just moments before it disappeared in a puff of politics. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:36, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

BENSON's Flying Fortress of Pancakes floats above Canada. Mostly for legal reasons that BENSON can't be bothered to explain. Benson 21:36, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

If this is a trivia thingy, then I should move to Canada and help clean out shop. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 21:49, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

That reminds me of a tattered page of the Chronicles of BENSON I read once:

The Chronicles of BENSON, Appendix B-1-i "And BENSON tired of His Duties as Deputy of the Cosmos. His bones Ached with the Effort and Strain of supporting Atlas whilst footed on the perilous shell of a Turtle. And He sought the Pursuit of the Trivial. So He called forth Five Disciples learned in the Lore of the flickering Box, bringer of Operatics and the Survivor Marathon Special. But He didst Restrict the nationality of the Disciples to those of Canada (which is now a Better Country Than Yours) an imposition which caused surprisingly Little Outcry. He commanded them to make the Pilgrimage to his Shrine on the Great Mountain of Redmond, where the six Wise Ones would pass through the Pearly Gates and convene in the Great Preinstalled Forum of Emmessen. And BENSON was Fully Aware that Q6 is Naught but a Knavish Promotion for the Fully Current Oracle of Mammon. For sooth, the Unhinged Keeper of Sharp Objects and the Ancient Egyptian were party to the Great Invite. He of Five Letters Declared himself capable of Tidying the Marketplace, a fact which confuses the Impostor Chronicler, who hath been branded with the red and white name of Treason for Dickishly declaring Canada a Part of Europe. And having made these Observations, the Impostor Chronicler proceeded to steal the One of the Cap's Shtick again. But yea, these texts must surely end before they grow too Meta." In the name of the Holy BENSON, have a field day.

Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:43, 22 February 2007 (UTC)