Forum:POO LIT ARTICLE FOR THE GLORY OF BENSON

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Forums: Index > BHOP > POO LIT ARTICLE FOR THE GLORY OF BENSON
Note: This topic has been unedited for 6286 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.

My entry for "Best Article" in the Poo Lit surprise contest is none other than an article about Benson's 4-D House of Pancakes. I know it can't possibly win - but I didn't write it for the awards - I wrote it for the PEOPLE and for BENSON. --Composure1 04:00, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

That's pretty good. Unfortunately, they don't like injokes to be included. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:37, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

BENSON LOVES THIS ARTICLE! BENSON SHALL THINK OF SOME REWARD FOR YOU... Benson 21:14, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I am so humbled - your praise is reward enough, oh great Benson! --Composure1 21:44, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Since when is Composure a Bensonist? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:07, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
GOOG BECAUSE BENSON IS LAZY TODAY Benson 03:33, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Squig:Since when did one need to be a snob to enjoy good wine? To be praised by Benson is an honor that cannot be denied, nor would anyone ever desire to do so. --Thinking cap small.png»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 07:46, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

BREAKING NEWS: PLS JUDGE CAP'N BEN TOTALLY DISSED THE BENSON ARTICLE. TRAVESTY! --Composure1 15:08, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Made this for your article

BOTM.jpg
BENSON APPROVES THIS ARTICLE

BENSON HIMSELF APPROVES THIS ARTICLE AND HAS BLESSED THIS ARTICLE. BENSON IS BETTER THAN ALL THE WRITERS OF THIS ARTICLE AND ALL THE VANDALS WHO VANDALISE THIS ARTICLE AND HE IS EVEN BETTER THEN ANY ADMIN WHO DELETES THIS ARTICLE/BLOCKS BENSON/BANS THE EDITORS OF THIS ARTICLE. REMEMBER BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!


--Scott 04:09, 20 January 2007 (UTC)