Forum:Judgment Day Crap (Oh, and I'm Back For Real)

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Wow, can't believe people are making a big deal about this. I saw this when I went to New York City. And it's not just people talking. They have billboards, signs on the subways, and its on the radio. In my mind, I thought they were smoking something strong and illegal, but I come to find out they're serious. It's quite humorous to me. I wonder how they know it will happen on that day. Last time I check, the End Times will happen when God wants it to happen. And only he know when it will happen. So how these people claim to know when God plans to destroy the Earth. I wouldn't be surprised if they got a phone call from a homeless man pretending to be God for a for laughs stating it will end on that day. But I am surprised that no one on Uncyclodepia is humoring this (that I know of, as I've only been on a few minutes, so I didn't really look). We should go along with it. Come on guys, if other people are doing it, we should too! And when May 21 happens, we should change the front page saying we're all going to die today, although it would be more humorous than that. IF anyof you have any ideas, don't be shy, just put them done. And if May 21 actually happens... well, at least I get to enjoying watchin all life burning while I'm in thye clouds enjoying root beer and songs by Metallica.

Oh yeah, in a less interesting note, I'm back bitches. Miss me?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:11, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Good to see you back! Kill the fatted calf and cook it up, you have returned. I'm actually a member of the cult that knows that we will be raptured at 6 p.m. on Saturday, 'cause iz true! Should be quite a sight. Besides that, I don't think anyone is paradoding it because it needs no parody, for it already is parody. Did you know the group that's called this has 72 million dollars to play with? Nice. If I was around one of their headquarters I'd stand outside or go inside and ask them all for their money and watches and things. See how many of them are serious and how many are just playing like they're serious (maybe to score a cute doomsday emo girl) Aleister 3:33 20-5-'11

Thank you for noticing. I'm glad to see you too, Aleister. Gotta stop disappearing without warning for long periods of time. And did you say 72 million dollars? Nice indeed. Well at least this whole thing is profitable, yet they only got two days to use all of it. Anyways, I hope you brought some cherry coke to go with that fatted calf, and score with a doomsday chick afterwords. ;)---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:48, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Hooray, my buddy Killer's back. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:39, 21 May 2011

Yeah, my sweetest candy dude Lollipop is still around.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:33, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

I can gladly fill you in of stuff you've missed. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:38, 21 May 2011

Please do. I like to know how Uncyclopedia's been since my absence.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:49, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b got banned indefinite for creating vandal IP sockpuppets and pretending it was an ED raid. Another n00b then was unblocked, but he kept yapping about ED, so they banned him indefinite again. Two admins came out of retirement: Mr N and Ljlego. Rcmurphy deicded to hand out random rollbacks to many users, i'm among them. Lyrithya, Socky, and Fnoodle are admins now. Mordillo died. And...can I think of anything else? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:54, 21 May 2011

And that I returned. Dont forget about that.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:22, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Don't forget about what? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:30, 21 May 2011

*hits Lollipop with a frying pan* Me returning to Uncyclopedia, silly! Oh, I'm sorry, did that hurt? Too bad! I apologize for that.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:46, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Pyring fan? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:29, 21 May 2011

Oops, I think I broke your brain. Is there a doctor in the house?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:32, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

By looking at Aleister's talk archives, I have detected a certain Dr. Strange. However he dosen't seem active. So I guess not. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:40, 21 May 2011

Maybe if we get his number, he can fix your brain. But you probaly only gonna use it for a few hours as the world is ending soo, but it will be memorable.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:45, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

They have Uncyclopedia in heaven. Minus all the vandal IP's and a handful of admins. God likes Uncyclopedia. He reads it and finds it humourus. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:02, 21 May 2011

I bet he does. Except the parts that make fun of him.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:24, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

That Fundamentalist prick made me angry

That fucking fundy bastard must burn in hell! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 10:56, May 22, 2011 (UTC)