Forum:How to report a "useless" article?
Sup everyone!
Ive come across the Uncyclopedia, the only and very true web pedia in the world thanks to another people, and since then, with a german friend, we're literally unconditional fans. By the way This person has probably a deeply rooted problem with France (french girls or cheese?), and his own anger and hatred seems to affect its sense of humour, dishonoring somewhat the Oscarwildness of our home with his filthy tone...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Beat_the_French
Why French people are idiots
The British are extremely thankful for this event, and have a national holiday on the date Porktember 5th to celebrate this. Relics, and some powers, of the blue cheese mcgoatcrap can be found in the various cheeses found in the abominal france.
Your Country is like a toilet. It doesn't need a president, it just needs someone to flush the shit away
I think i might of stepped on something unpleasant. Yes, it's your country.
Well Ive got no problem to get called surrendering cheese-smelling monkey, and so does my friend when he's getting called nazi, ein, zwein!, because we know here lays the spirit of the great Oscar, our eternal god - and we love that, hit hard baby! - but when it is made an offensive way just like here, I may ask myself some questions... That's just not funny I mean, if someone may explain this to me...?
Just a thought, maybe the other won't be shocked, but still, having surfed on the other french-related pages I can't find anything inconvenient anywhere but in this article...?
Thx
AJ
- Go to the article, edit it, and add this: {{NRV|~~~~~}} to the bottom. If it's not made better in a week, it gets deleted (in theory). • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:16, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
- I looked at the article, and it's slightly too long to NRV. VFD is currently on vacation, so I can't do what I wanted to do, which is put it up for a vote to see if it gets deleted. The best I can do is have Mr. T pay a visit, which essentially means that "Mr T. pities the foo' who don't rewrite this article!" —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:20, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
- First of all, welcome to Uncyclopedia. I'm confident you'll continue to love this site and all its glorious aspects for some time to come. Before making other, more article-sensed contributions, may I suggest reading our Beginner's Guide and humour manual? And judging by your link to the article, you might want to acquaint yourself with proper wiki-formatting, whilst you're at it.
- As for this French-related issue... If you find the article is rather lacking of funnies, you are always welcome to rewrite it. But to state it's offensive is kind of like saying you've burned yourself whilst playing with fire: it's bound to happen sooner or later. Imagine how holocaust survivers would feel if they read us. Or people with Tourette syndrome... So I guess I'd suggest to either not pay too much attention to the "shocking insults", or to edit the article into something all can enjoy.
- Take care and have a good one. --~ sin($) tan(€) 19:33, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
- I tried rewriting it, keeping just the so-called phrasebook (in which every phrase is «un insulte») and replacing the rest with something like "I went to France, I even tried speaking French using this handy phrasebook, I have no idea why they don't like me, je suis tout innocent...". Only one problem; Beat the French Guy With a Shoe is even more huffably unfunny crap than this one. Perhaps whomever uploaded it should be the one beaten with a shoe? --Carlb 21:11, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
- Well I suppose Mr.MoneySign is right, that's the kind of things bound to happen - thanks Carlb and the others for the inquiry btw :) I will maybe contribute someday myself, but my english in itself is crappy enough to get funny...! --AJ 1:43, 9 April 2006 (BeijingTC)
I recommend listing a useless article on QVFD.--Jtaylor1
01:07, 10 April 2006 (UTC)