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SINCE BENSON IS NOW PART OF UNCYCLOPEDIAN CULTURE AND HISTORY BENSON WANTS IMMUNITY FROM VANITY BANS AS THESE RULES SHOULD NO LONGER APPLY TO BHIS NAME. EX. HE IS NO LONGER JUST FUNNY TO SOME PEOPLE BUT TO ALL MANKIND. THIS WILL ALLOW FOR BENSON REFFERENCES IN ARTICLES WHERE IT WOULD BE APPORPREATE SUCH AS THE INFAMIS PEOPLE WITH BEARDS LIST. Benson 20:23, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Amen to that, your lordship!--The One and Only Czar Yah 21:12, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Denied. —rc (t) 21:15, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Cosigned by:
Zombiebaron, who deams himself "INFAMIS". 23:21, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Sir Major Hinoa [Vanity] [Smiter] [23:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)], who declares himself more clever than RC (not that's really a high bar or anything)
I grant that I am pretty stupid. Case in point:
20:31, 25 April 2006 Rcmurphy changed group membership for User:Hinoa4 from (none) to (none) (+sysop)
rc (t) 02:55, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Hey, at least you're smarter than Pants. He opped Tompkins. Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (03:30, 4 October 2006 (UTC))
BENSON WANTS THE ADMINS TO VOTE ON IT OR AT LEAST LET SOMEONE MORE CLEVER DECIDE. Benson 21:56, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Amen to that, your lordship!--The One and Only Czar Yah 22:53, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
How can someone deny the request of the great BENSON? Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:08, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Easy. Just press the "DENY" button on the Admin Power Remote 4000. Major insignia.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (23:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC))
Yeah. I know. But remember that this is BENSON you're talking about, and BENSON has godlike powers. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:58, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
"Shooting thunder and lightning out your ass after Taco Bell" does not qualify as a godlike power. Sorry. Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (00:06, 4 October 2006 (UTC))
Oh, poor Hinoa. Don't you see that it is not, as you say, "Shooting thunder and lightning out your ass after Taco Bell", but rather, the ability to incite the teeming online masses to his sides only by TYPING IN ALL CAPS that makes BENSON the powerful and malovent diety that we have come to love and cower from?--The One and Only Czar Yah 01:13, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Is that so? Well, I have news for you: I've just "powerful and malevolent deity"-ed you for 11 minutes. ^_^ Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (01:23, 4 October 2006 (UTC))
Oh, snap! Should've seen that one coming.--The One and Only Czar Yah 01:34, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

BENSON IS DISPLEASED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS. THE ADMINS HAVE FAILED ME. Benson 02:50, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

You lost me as a follower when you disappeared for several months. I'm down with Jesus now - he only took three days. —rc (t) 02:53, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

SO MANY PLACES BENSON COULD TAKE THAT COMMENT BUT BENSON RESTRAINS HIMSELF. ENJOY THE SHELL OF A LIFE THAT REMAINS WITH YOU RC. Benson 00:07, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

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