Forum:An Open Letter To The Occupier

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:sleepygamer sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 05:28, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

"The Occupier"? Must be a pro-wrestler. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:55, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
His signature move is when he moves into your house and reforms your government. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:36, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I'll take it!!! Where do you want me to put my credit card? --YeOldeLuke 05:00, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
The website says you just put it in a bank account and send them your social security number. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 13:49, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
Okay, why not? What can possibly go wrong! --YeOldeLuke 05:27, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Your question marks may randomly be replaced by exclamation marks? --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 21:09, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
How so! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:17, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
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