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Would you buy milk licensed under the GFDL, or the CC-BY-NC-SA? My cousin owns a creamery in Connecticut!!!! Please help!!!! goshzillacorrespondence 18:59, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Neither. My urine would constitute a derivative work, leading to some really nasty litigation against our sewer system. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

The Gnu Free Dairy License? Is milk from gnus even legal in the US? --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 19:05, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

That's why I live in Canada. Nothing like a deep swig of gnu juice to wake you up and put hair on your bones! Benson 23:42, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Begging your pardon, your majesty, but does hair grow on bones? Or was your high school biology edumacation better than mine? --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 10:26, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

BENSON has hairy bones. His beard wasn't enough hair, so BENSON's anatomy instinctively grew hair elsewhere. But now that you mention it, BENSON did have pretty bad bio teachers. Benson 20:57, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

XD -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:47, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Lord Fluffy recently saw a scrawl on the lavatory wall at his local place of edumacation saying 'BENSON WAS HERE'. Is this a message from the real, hairy BENSON? Or merely another impostor that must be crushed post haste? The place is not in Canada, but one must allow for the possibility that BENSON is omnipresent. In any case, my bio teachers are obviously seriously lacking in qualifications. Gnu juice, as BENSON has stated, is a rich source of vitamin G, which stimulates the osteoblasts to the extent that they begin to create threads of material similar in most respects- even composition is close- to hair. Thus, it essentially grows hair on one's bones. I've never been to Conneticut, though; I think I recall reading somewhere that the farmers of the state got a federal exemption from anti-gnu regulation in the early twentieth century because gnu farming was one of very few industries Conneticut had developed. Sort of a crutch, if you will. I get my gnu milk from a dealer in the city, so I don't know where it's from... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:38, 7 March 2007 (UTC)