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Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:
a) Being good.
b) Leaving wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.
Ho ho ho! 'Tis the season of SANTACARNATIONS!
| Enjoy their presents, and rejoice their jolly names. If you are still confused about which one you want, you were probably much better off with Original Santa. | |
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 Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag!
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6 December |
This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.
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