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Sinterklaas and his "black" "helpers"

Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:

a) Being good.
b) Leaving wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...

...and the Dutch.

🎄Ho Ho Ho! 'Tis the Season for SANTACARNATIONS!🎄

The Santa Clauses

Enjoy their presents, and rejoice their jolly names
If you are still confused about which one you want, you were probably much better off with Original Santa

Future Santa: The Ghost of Christmas Future
Black Santa: (Insert racist joke here)
Satan Claus: He sees you when you're sleeping...
Scally Santa: The UK's most beloved guy

Save yourself from: Robot Santa!
The kids' most loved bishop: Eurosanta
And if you thought one was enough: Satan Clause
The Father of All Santas: Father Christmas

Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag!	6 December
This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.

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