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Sinterklaas and his "black" "helpers"

Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:

a) Being good.
b) Leaving wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.

St. Nick puppet.jpg Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag! 6 December
This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.